The Alpha Kappa Chapter of Alpha Epsilon Pi

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gardening Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Herbs, and I have over 300 confirmed plants. I am trained in herb warfare and I’m the top gardener in the entire US herbed forces. You are nothing to me but just another weed. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with watering my herbs over the Internet? Think again, herbo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of herbs across the USA and your Internet Plant is being trimmed right now so you better prepare for the storm, herbo. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little plant you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, herb. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my plant shears. Not only am I extensively trained in gardeing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Herbed Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable herb-ass off the face of the continent, you little herb. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” plant was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ herb. I will ♥♥♥♥ fertilizer all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, herbo.

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