34th Cumberland Regiment of Foot!

PARTY IN TS NOW

James had had it with these rebels and he stood before his father and swore that he would kill his great uncle for this. Ten years later Forres Castle in Moray, Scotland was stormed by none other than James Maguire himself. He stormed into the dinning room into which his Great Uncle Robert was eating. By now Robert was old and fat and barely had his fighting spirit anymore. Robert drew a sword that was knocked out of his hands by a quick swing of James sword. Robert started begging for mercy when James swung his sword precisley at Roberts neck, lopping it off in one! And so kids remember when you play CKII always kill your uncles before he kills you!

And so King Adam of Alba and Ireland held the castle of Roscommon that day, he fought there, and died there with a sword in his hand and bringing down as many as he could, "Those Scots!" he belted out at the top of his lungs before drawing his last breath. When the army of James, his son, arrived he was dead and could not be saved. Standing in the keep James was full of disgust, the hall was full of bodies of brave loyalists who fought to the bitter end. Among them was his father's corpse, his face was carpeted with blood, some of which was not his own.

Treflex: *An large eagle arrives carrying Fraser Lanridge
Treflex: "Hello ♥♥♥♥♥♥" i scream at you

34th_Captain_Artimus: "Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥" I reply calmly.
Treflex: *I rub the inside of my thigh "Hello old friend"
34th_Captain_Artimus: *Tweaking my nipples* "How can I help you, young man?
Treflex: "I grin madly, Want to bumsex ?"
Treflex: "Too bad"
34th_Captain_Artimus: "You drive a HARD bargain..."
34th_Captain_Artimus: *Wink*
Treflex: "Yes that is the way i like it HARD" i pull of my shirt showing amazing muscles
34th_Captain_Artimus: *I do the same, revealing my rippling 14 pack* "Get over here"
Treflex: I sprint over to you all the 2 metres "YES LET IT HAPPEN"
34th_Captain_Artimus: *I embrace you with my biceps bigger than a red Volkswagon bulging* "Take me"

Treflex: "NO! you take me"
Treflex: "WAIT"
Treflex: "LETS DO EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME"
34th_Captain_Artimus: *My penis twists around behind my back and enters your anus through your pants* "Yes..." I hiss
Treflex: I scream a long shreik My ♥♥♥♥ twists round your leg and into your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (No lube)
34th_Captain_Artimus: *I scream like an eagle, long and loud as my ♥♥♥♥ thrusts the cloth of your pants deeper into your ass*
Treflex: I flop like a ragdoll as i cry out "HUEHUEHUE"
34th_Captain_Artimus: *♥♥♥ shoots out of my ♥♥♥♥, mixing with the cloth and the blood from the vicious sex, I lactate viciously, shooting milk out the window*
34th_Captain_Artimus: *A scream leaves my lips*, "AAAAAAAAAAIGHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO!"
Treflex: I flop to the ground screaming as i curl into a ball blood and ♥♥♥ seaping from my ass
34th_Captain_Artimus: *I fall to all fours, a "pop" coming from my ass as your elongated penis drops out, ♥♥♥ and blood dripping*