Make The German Empire Great Again!

The Second Reich needs you mein kamraden!
Stay tuned for glorious messages from your Kaiser.
We will accomplish many things together.

The Kaiser's "6 Step Program" =
1. Austria-Hingary? We laugh at their pretensions
2. Solidify our papal relations.
3. Revoke cores on Alsace and Lorraine.
4. Boost our stability.
5. Personal Union with cousin George V, makes cousin Nick II jealous.
6. Remove Kabab.