We Will Start Science Beneath The Earth's Crust!

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
―Cave Johnson

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Jordie 18 Mar, 2016 @ 2:28pm

anyone want to play portal 2?

Coirelo 17 Jan, 2016 @ 4:20pm

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DisKDrive 15 Jan, 2016 @ 11:47pm

Cave Johnson said originally that if life gives you lemons, you make lemonade (Ignore the other combustible lemons quote for now xD). BUT, mister Cave, unless life gives you sugar and water too, your lemonade is going to taste terrible.

(And yes, i got that from the internet. i just thought it would be a nice first impression of me. Hello Aperture Science Innovators Group! :D)