In the Beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth ° Now the Earth was formless and empty, Darkness was over the Surface of the Deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the Waters ° And God said "Thou shall Glow!" - And Neon Glew. ° But his Shiny Brightness exasperated God for it was much brighter than he himself would ever Glow. ° So God expelled Neon and ostracised him to Dull and Shady Earth. ° And Neon's Light turned Black, and Black was his Glaze. ° In Eternity, Amen.