you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away you cant pray the gay away

Thanks for Playing Intruder with us!
Have a nice October!

so you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your dad eh?

-rep

+rep

it the jets and watch us blast off
There's somethin going on beneath the water
People gettin hot and makin sons and daughters
It's just you and me, and L-U-V
in the T-U-B (Hot Tub of Love)

Bubbles in the tub, bubbles in the glass
Fig in your mouth, and my finger in your ass
Makin love tonight; makin intercontinental love tonight
(Are we above Egypt?) {That's Mt. Rushmore}
Givin you a hickie over the mighty Mississippi
Suckin on your toe, over downtown Tokyo
We're doin this dance over Paris, France
{Chuck Berry, me over Germany}
We're goin all the way, cause it's not a race
We can take it slow, into outer spaaaaaace
It's just you and me (Hot Tub of Love)

"Three, two, one - liftoff!"

We can take our time, don't have to wait in line
This hot tub's in the V.I.P. tonight
Give me the address to the ocean
I'm a'out to write it a letter
You may be the ocean
But I'm hotter and wetter
Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey...

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.