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51.7 hrs on record
Dont spoil yourself, just go through with the painful beginning, its to introduce to you the characters. When its time to make all the choices, there is when you realize what kind of person you truly are.

10/10. ♥♥♥♥ you for making me sacrifice so many of my people.
Posted 5 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
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138.0 hrs on record (76.2 hrs at review time)
I am playing this because I ???? you, and if there is ever a chance for me to do it all over again, I will ??? ???? ???? and tell you ?????????? you ?????? to know. I just want you to ?? ????? , no matter what you think of me.

Edit at 72 hours in: What the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you Anna?
Posted 18 October, 2024. Last edited 5 November, 2024.
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161.4 hrs on record (129.9 hrs at review time)
Now I can safety write this.

Sun Wukong saved my life. Very few people can actually say this but Sun Wukong is the one who brought me out of traumatic depression and made me realize life can be beautiful. I did not touch therapy to heal. For just $79, Sun Wukong became my therapist.

Thank you Wukong for being there every night and sharing with me your painful journey. Each death we faced together feels like a phoenix revival for me.

10/10 will go into depression again.
Posted 21 August, 2024. Last edited 17 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
165.5 hrs on record (120.6 hrs at review time)
ah, sony realized their mistake, fine, its a good game afterall
Posted 4 May, 2024. Last edited 16 October, 2024.
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0.2 hrs on record
yo where all my buttons go..
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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23 people found this review helpful
90 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
This game changed my life and the way I use my huge stash of toilet paper.
Posted 13 April, 2020.
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115.0 hrs on record (100.3 hrs at review time)
I just want to leave a negative review because of the negative reviews.
Posted 16 June, 2017.
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5,884.2 hrs on record (3,204.6 hrs at review time)
I lost my friends
I lost my family
I lost my sleep
I lost money
I lost love
I lost my focus
I lost my aim in life

All the above isnt important.. because,

I lost my MMR.

I need.. to ... get...it... back..

11/10 would fight for MMR again
Posted 6 October, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Imagine getting on a horse, which you have bred for years.

Then this horse begins to ride out in to the bright warm sunlight, and halfway through the ride, it started to grow wings and begins to fly.

In mid flight, you past by Thor, who was casually waving mjolnir and creating thunderstorms for the poor folk in drought.

As you tell your horse to let you go back home as you really want to have your dinner, your horse bays and does not give a ♥♥♥♥ about what you think, it flies towards space, causing you to gag due to the lack of oxygen.

It shugs you off its back, and while you lay gagging and floating in endless space, your horse grows a boner, and begins to come near your face, aiming for your mouth.

Knowing your fate is sealed, you just allowed it to happen, but instead of jabbing into your mouth, it starts to poke your nosetrils, and misses, and again aims for your eye sockets.

over and over and over again while you eventually die due to the lack of oxygen.


This is how I felt when I first bought, installed, and played the game for the past 5 minutes.


10/10 will buy again if I love more pain.
Posted 11 June, 2015.
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113.8 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
GOOD GAME!!! MUST BUY MORE
Posted 30 November, 2013.
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