What the heck

I got a load of this guy

i keep jacking it to the internet sex symbol and it's taking a toll on me

alright, so first off i want you to go to google images and search up "internet sex symbol" and look at the man who comes up. if you use bing it doesn't work because you're a loser. anyway, just take a deep, long gaze into his pupils. for the record, i promise that nothing bad will happen if you look this up. so long as you don't meet the same fate that i did.

you see, it all started a few months ago when i was bored and horny so i tried out a few searches to see what i could find. eventually i got curious as to what the sex symbol of the internet was so i searched it up, and suddenly i come face to face with this ginger (or is he blonde? it doesn't matter) japanese conman and i had no idea what to do. it's like his image burned into my retinas so hard that it damaged my frontal lobe. by that point of the night, i wasn't really horny so much as i was just bored, but as soon as i saw him things changed.

suddenly i was more horny than i have ever been in my life and i knew immediately that i had to jerk it otherwise things would start to hurt. i went at it and came quicker than i ever have in my life, and then i kept going. i couldn't stop, i was like a man possessed. i think i must have passed out at some point because i remember opening my eyes and the screen was turned off and everything around me was crusty. i cleaned it up and was hesitant to turn my computer back on in case whatever force took hold of me the night before did it again, so i closed my eyes and alt+f4'd the tab shut.i went about my day as normal but i couldn't stop thinking about him. i got multiple boners during the day and had to go to the bathroom to blow off some steam twice in class and once at lunch.