“Too furry for vet school, but still out here living my truth.” 🐺✨

Yeah... so apparently being a raging furry is grounds for getting kicked out of veterinary school. Who knew? 🦊💦 I was just trying to live my best life—getting up close and personal with all the cute critters, maybe howling a little too enthusiastically during wolf exams. Nothing wrong with that, right?

Things got out of hand when I showed up to class wearing my full fursona suit (complete with functioning tail) and tried to treat a golden retriever by communicating through “appropriate animal body language”—which I totally nailed, by the way. Apparently, this was "not the kind of professionalism they were looking for." 😏

What got me expelled:

Fursuiting in class “too many times.”
Calling myself "Dr. Paws" and trying to diagnose squirrels by sniffing them. 🐿️
Howling back at wolves during exams—hey, it’s called building trust, OK? 🐺🌕
They said I was “confusing the animals” and “disturbing the learning environment.” I say they just didn’t appreciate the art of fur-based medicine. 🐾💅

If you’re looking for a person that knows how to treat a cold AND give a mean belly rub, I’m your guy. Just don’t ask me to take off the ears. 😏