Swiggity

I keep missing you online and wanted thank you before I forget, causing me to look like a big jerk. THANKS FOR ROGUE LEGACY OMG!!

I need to post a comment for a Steam badge ... so here's a joke:

A bard who specializes in ventrioloquism is performing in a tavern, doing several jokes about how dumb half-orcs are.

A very large, very mean-looking half-orc in the back of the room stands up and growls, "I'm sick of everyone making fun of half-orcs and saying we're stupid."

The bard begins to apologize for offending the half-orc.

The half-orc says, "Sir, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the little smart-a** sitting in your lap."

Rats - five bucks I coulda saved on Tropico and xpack - your savings to earn now.

Where are your spuds, comrade? Mother GlaDos needs you!