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<3⁧⁧Fallen1lex 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46pm 
+rep friendly and nice player
Shr1mple🦐 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm 
I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
SneakyPT 29 Apr, 2022 @ 4:23pm 
Joazinho para de ir ao padre..
⍟ Hoff Fondue ⍟ 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:45pm 
horrivel
Shr1mple🦐 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49am 
I’m telling you, this man is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ then he bhopped through the door. Absolute legend.
choke_m3 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm 
bro wtf is you connection u playing from the moon?
- DirtyMind 26 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37pm 
-rep bot player cant even aim properly
Boom 21 May, 2021 @ 4:39pm 
-rep idiot
TOR 12 Apr, 2021 @ 2:02pm 
-rep, нуб с подрубом
Kr!s .! PL 18 Mar, 2021 @ 4:54pm 
-rep play woth hacker
Sabata 28 Dec, 2020 @ 5:20pm 
-rep idiot
Simon Cowell 28 Dec, 2020 @ 5:20pm 
-rep idiot
Shr1mple🦐 28 Dec, 2020 @ 5:19pm 
-rep idiot
Costa45645 28 Nov, 2020 @ 3:12pm 
Conheci este gajo no hospital. Eramos companheiros de quarto. Nunca aprendi grande coisa com ele visto que é um burro do crl. Nos intervalos da quimioterapia que fizemos para recuperar do nosso cancro ele tentou ensinar-me a arrotar de propósito, a mandar piropos às enfermeiras e ainda me tentou convencer que levar no cú só custava à primeria. Hoje ele ainda me deve 23 euros que lhe emprestei para comprar fraldas de incontinência. O meu único arrependimento dos tempos hospitalares é não ter trocado de companheiro de quarto, o gajo só se peidava, queria sempre ver o Goucha e estava sempre a pedir para lhe porem o termómetro no cú. Os outros pacientes já não o podiam ver à frente e odiavam este rabeta. Mas enfim, são águas passadas...Fico triste que ainda tenhas essas tendências agr que te encontrei na steam... Abraço e deixa-te dessas mariquices pa
techno! 27 Nov, 2020 @ 4:20pm 
subnormal profundo
Soukai 27 Nov, 2020 @ 4:20pm 
Worst Cs go player ever, you don't want him on your team he just throws away the match and trolls
Shr1mple🦐 20 Nov, 2020 @ 3:17pm 
You are obviously unaware of the laws surrounding cyberbullying. I strongly suggest you stop and think very carefully before you attack a child online. Clearly you do this to make you feel better about yourself, but unfortunately you will always be a sad and lonely human being.
Shr1mple🦐 19 Nov, 2020 @ 10:56am 
I never thought that ordinary people could have such huge gaming skills, but I was wrong. This player is a potential threat to the players from the famous Counter Strike: Global Offensive. His mind is based mainly on the disposition of brilliant, and well thought-out tactics through which the opponents get completely bewildered at and unable to do anything for the remain of the round. The huge amount of intelligence has also allowed him to create perfect mouse movements, which is associated with the best level of aim around the world. I find the aforementioned player, who I do not think I have to represent anymore, to be striving for a well-known top ranking hltv top1 players worldwide.
Mosi 3 Oct, 2020 @ 2:51pm 
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob
Shr1mple🦐 16 Jun, 2020 @ 11:02am 
Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play L4D2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..
King of Mythical Beasts 7 May, 2020 @ 4:26pm 
Horrible player. VAC ban please
Shr1mple🦐 28 Mar, 2020 @ 12:46pm 
My wife left 5 years ago. We had a rough patch but I wanted to fight for our marriage and so did she. For two more years, we were happy until one day, I woke up to find my wife on the porch, smoking. She didn’t like smoking unless she was stressed and I asked her what’s wrong. She said she didn’t love me anymore. After that, I cried in my room for a few hours before talking it out with her. She said she didn’t feel anything for me anymore and hearing that made my heart break. She left to her sister’s house and when we divorced, I just couldn’t find any reason to live. However, I didn’t want this to be the way I die. I didn’t want a broken heart to be my end. It was hard but I pulled through. I have a nice job now as an accountant, a beautiful girlfriend and we’re even looking forward to getting a dog. I couldn’t believe I was able to get past the worst part of my life because your profile made me want to kill my self again.
CREDO 15 Feb, 2020 @ 4:33pm 
-REP NOOB
DELUSIONAL_MCDONALD'S_EATER 7 Dec, 2019 @ 4:37pm 
-rep não comunica
Costa45645 16 Nov, 2019 @ 7:31am 
-rep da pouco carry
Shr1mple🦐 4 Oct, 2019 @ 7:14am 
Imagine a giant ᴄᴏᴄᴋ flying towards your mouth, and there is nothing you can do about it, and you're like "Oh man, guess I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself for this giant ᴄᴏᴄᴋ. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and it hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant ᴄᴏᴄᴋ backs up and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant ᴄᴏᴄᴋ is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant ᴄᴏᴄᴋ slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant ᴄᴏᴄᴋ finally lodges itself in your ᴀɴᴜꜱ, where it rests uncomfortably for 5 hours. That's what I assume being around you is like.
DELUSIONAL_MCDONALD'S_EATER 27 Sep, 2019 @ 9:40am 
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Costa45645 27 Sep, 2019 @ 9:34am 
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Shr1mple🦐 17 Sep, 2018 @ 12:44am 
Why did you steal my suicide note
Shr1mple🦐 27 Jun, 2018 @ 10:18am 
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Shr1mple🦐 2 Nov, 2017 @ 5:26am 
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