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1 person found this review helpful
129.4 hrs on record (72.0 hrs at review time)
Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis.

Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Smoky Mountains, cross 5,000 miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be destroyed. That's why any and every every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die.

Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little ♥♥♥♥♥ in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance.

We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are.

And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us.

And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives.

And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us.

And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with.

Sooounds good?
Posted 16 August, 2025.
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53.3 hrs on record (48.9 hrs at review time)
Big improvement over their MOBA style OMD Unchained but feels kind of lacking in comparison to OMD1 and 2. The large arena War maps sound good on paper but the extra big traps you get are limited in functionality and fun.
Posted 27 June, 2025.
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55 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
This is a truly terrible game. It's ugly and intuitive, even the tutorial mission is buggy and you can get locked out. The tutorial mission asks you to sneak past a guard with his back turned, but you can just gun him down instead and it doesn't realize you messed up. Then it asks you to revive another soldier with a medkit. I tried this and it didn't work, but used up the medkit. Now I can't revive him, and what's worse, you are boxed into the area once you enter so you can't leave. I ended up having to grenade myself to start over.

A bad game would be one thing, but what's even worse is that this game serves as propaganda for an ongoing war crime by Vladimir Putin, one of the most despicable human beings on the planet. The developers should be ashamed for pushing this war crime propaganda, and history will show them to be no better than Nazi sympathizers.

Slava Ukraini
Posted 29 May, 2025.
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47.2 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
I bought this game because one of the negative reviews called it "a copy paste Hades" with a TMNT skin, and that sounded right up my alley. It is kind of janky, my first run ended when my character got stuck in a wall during a boss fight, abilities aren't explained very well, and they aren't very well balanced as some are near useless and some turn you into a god. I'm having fun with it but the TMNT aspect goes a long way with me. I'd say very worth picking up on sale.
Posted 8 April, 2025.
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117.1 hrs on record (79.8 hrs at review time)
It's like a less polished Stardew Valley, with canibalism and necromancy. It could use better explanation/tutorials for its systems though, and the "endgame" is kind of lacking.
Posted 14 December, 2024.
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30.7 hrs on record
Fun multiplayer platforming game with light puzzles
Posted 18 November, 2024.
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360.5 hrs on record (48.7 hrs at review time)
It's not as robust on features on MTGO but it's much more streamlined and visually appealing.
Posted 6 October, 2024.
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9.1 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
This game is the Goat
Posted 24 August, 2024.
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898.1 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
Watching slasher movies, you never get the killer's perspective. This game helps you understand how much fun it is to murder people in the woods.
Posted 24 July, 2024.
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103.6 hrs on record (47.0 hrs at review time)
Solid rogue-like action RPG with progression after each death. Great story, music, and voice acting. Dusa is best Waifu
Posted 11 June, 2024.
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