the noise in your engine is the bones of a adult human its good for the transmission trust

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-rep mediocre aim , terrible game sense. bit of a shame :|

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I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

furries can survive exclusively on cummies as they power their personal EM fields, sustaining the control over their plushie like bodies with no internal organs. Cummies can be extracted from the bottom or submissive class, where they have evolved to convert energies from their surroundings into excessive cummies for consumption.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :smiley:

tacklepounces u 2 the floor ✋️✋️✋️✋️✋️✋️ hol’ up hol’ up cwiminal ✋️✋️ looks wike we’ve got a nawty 🅱️🅾️🚹 ovew here 👈👈👈 😼😼 hold on to your 🦊head🦊 cwiminal!👮🚓 You’ve got a WIGHT to wemain SIWENT 🙀🙀🙀 Don’t wesist JUSTICE FWIEND 🚓🚓🚓🚓 U’ll pay for ur deeds!!💰💲

So it started off as a joke. I would say UwU and OwO after sentences that could be taken sexually when talking to fwiends and family. Eventually it just started blurting out at random. UwU dwis, OwO dwat. Then I started to pwull up random furry dwawings and pwetend to jerk off to it under a blanket near my fwiends as a joke uwu. At one point of anothwer I started actually masturbating to them. First duolingo owl, then yoshi from swuper Mario owo! And now I’m cursed with this burden uwu, of becoming a furry by accident. Pwease help :(

Where can i buy the bath water?

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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wow you're so sexy veronica you should come over sometime I might even let you have sex with me