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Tip: If you pet the big, fuzzy dogs, they will send you back to your previous save so you can pet them again!

Edit: those are bears, nvm

What will break first? The egg? Or your spirit?

In 1987, the CIA invented a tile-based board game to distract the public from the Iran-Contra scandal that had plagued the Reagan administration. Loosely based on gin rummy and the US Tax Code, riichi mahjong was born. Of course, this backfired, as it drove people to use crack, since that was a less addictive pastime than mahjong.

And now, in 2024, scientists have successfully infused mahjong with cute anime girls. They named this new Skinner box "Mahjong Soul". It's named that because, though it is free to play, it will cost your soul.

But don't worry if cute anime girls aren't your thing. There's plenty of different game modes and events to occupy your time. Or, just spend your mortgage payment on the gatcha system to roll for a new fetish. We have all the porn tags covered. Catgirl? Check. MILF? Check. Twink? Check. Just... a dog, like, a regular ass dog? Check. Feet? PUH-LEASE, it's like all the splash screens were directed by Quentin Tarantino.

So whether you're already a mahjong expert, or just discovering a new personality disorder for the first time, MJS is the best way to experience losing a yakuman to a big-tiddied bunny girl.

Man, 2-factor authentication is really getting out of hand.

Dora the Explorer got trapped in a GÜBY video.

You solve the puzzle to see a kitty.

10/10 no notes.

Endless trains.

Bloody handprints everywhere.

Distinct possibility of death.

...this is just a MARTA subway simulator.

Review of POOLS by user Janet_S_1968


5/26/2024 - I decided to take a nice relaxing vacation, and settled on POOLS. I thought a refreshing swim, and some poolside R&R could really do me wonders.

BOY WAS I WRONG!

When I arrived around 1pm, the first thing I noticed was how clean and large the facility was. Everything was immaculate, and honestly quite visually stunning.

The second thing I noticed was that THERE WAS NOBODY HERE!!!

It's the middle of the afternoon, and I'm TOTALLY ALONE! No guests, no lifeguards, no staff, no janitors, no managers, NO BODY!!!!

I realized this when I got out after my first swim and there wasn't a towel boy ready with a hot towel for me. I EVEN SNAPPED MY FINGERS and nobody showed up.

I thought, well for less than $10, maybe towel service is just too much to ask. So, I went to go fetch my own towel, but um, THERE'S NO TOWELS!

And I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure you need to have a lifeguard on duty at all times?

Speaking of health and safety, there's several areas without proper railing, none of the water depths are properly marked, and there are several diving boards that lead right into the eternal abyss. UM HELLO? WHAT IF MY SON SUCCUMBS TO THE WHISPERS OF THE VOID?!?!?!

About halfway through, I went to the restroom to find IT'S COMPLETELY FLOODED! Of course there's nobody around to help, so I decide enough is enough, and to take my business elsewhere.

That was two hours ago. This place is a maze, and there's not even a map.

If I ever get out of here, I'm calling the police. DO NOT VISIT!!!!!!!!!!

User Edit on 5/26/2024 - i was not alone i found them im not leaving the pool come join us 5 stars you should visit the pools come join us the water is fine join us

The real horror is being employed as a customer service agent.

Decided to start smoking crack, since it's a less addictive pastime than Palworld.