я беременна. От тебя! Уже 6-й месяц. Аборт делать поздно. Я решила рожать. Я к тебе завтра приеду, жилплощадь посмотрю, надо ж решать вопрос, где мы с малышом жить будем. Ну а что ты думал? Покувыркался и забыл? Раньше надо было соображать, теперь уже поздно! Ну ладно, адрес твой у меня есть, завтра и поговорим! Пока, любимый!

я беременна. От тебя! Уже 6-й месяц. Аборт делать поздно. Я решила рожать. Я к тебе завтра приеду, жилплощадь посмотрю, надо ж решать вопрос, где мы с малышом жить будем. Ну а что ты думал? Покувыркался и забыл? Раньше надо было соображать, теперь уже поздно! Ну ладно, адрес твой у меня есть, завтра и поговорим! Пока, любимый!

я беременна. От тебя! Уже 6-й месяц. Аборт делать поздно. Я решила рожать. Я к тебе завтра приеду, жилплощадь посмотрю, надо ж решать вопрос, где мы с малышом жить будем. Ну а что ты думал? Покувыркался и забыл? Раньше надо было соображать, теперь уже поздно! Ну ладно, адрес твой у меня есть, завтра и поговорим! Пока, любимый!

я беременна. От тебя! Уже 6-й месяц. Аборт делать поздно. Я решила рожать. Я к тебе завтра приеду, жилплощадь посмотрю, надо ж решать вопрос, где мы с малышом жить будем. Ну а что ты думал? Покувыркался и забыл? Раньше надо было соображать, теперь уже поздно! Ну ладно, адрес твой у меня есть, завтра и поговорим! Пока, любимый!

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said no.
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
He said no.
She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said no.
She had heard too much.
She needed to leave.
As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said,
"You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

"I don't think it's fair that I have to leave my residence hall to smoke a freaking cigarette, I honestly don't think that the smoke is hurting anyone."



she was ded but not in the perrallal wurld.
he whispered 2 her "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
then he got a new bird on the TARDIS and sed WAT
xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIM...~*xxx

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

ey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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ey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

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I was ranked 38 in the world in gears of War 2 game mode guardian. But I got that rank on the weekend it came out and then quickly dropped after having to go back to school that Monday. (Thanks mom)

I beat fnv like 10 times

I made it into Nintendo Power magazine (yeah I'm old, so what) for a record speed run in Kabuki Quantum Fighter, using my feet. I was in a Rookie of the Year style cast at the time, and used an NES Advantage controller. My friend's parents had a VHS camcorder, and we recorded the video of me and used the VCR to record the game play.

I have over 10,000 hours in Civ 5

I’ve beaten doom eternal ultra nightmare 3 times. And in my Minecraft survival world I have very enchanted netherite tools and armor, all off which I got without cheats or going into creative

I use to play Doom on floppy disks in a Mac IIfx.

My computer runs Crisis. With an average fps of 19,4.

I have orange justice in Fortnite

I got a headshot in Battlefield 3 from half a km away. IIRC, my team spawns on an aircraft carrier and we have to traverse on land to fight the enemy. I decided to try sniping from the deck of the carrier.

I saw an enemy got pinged, which makes a little symbol appear above their head, and they were staying still, probably sniping also or something.

I used a flag as a reference because it tells you exactly how far away it is from you, which is how I knew the enemy was half a km away. I then had to aim at the sky to account for the bullet drop. I pulled the trigger and popped his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head. Felt like a true sniper.

Thank you. You guys are good brother helping other brothers out. Thank you Cody. I support all of you guys. Wish I could be experimented on. I told my father once. That I wanted to be a lab rat. And tested on. And paid for. I ended up going to the psych ward 30 times. I'm 33 years old. I'm on trt. Experienced. Thank for you doing all of this. Because I get to help others with questions about simple chemistry and biohacking with Adderall. I've got a great open doctor. Ketamine has been alright. But maybe not longer then 2 months. Microdose.

The forbidden fruit which Adam and Eve ate in the garden of Eden is the
"Orgasm". That's why they hid knowing they were naked. Its the "orgasm"
that has kept man away from God since creation. To every God loving
person AND chronic masturbater reading this I challenge ...STOP this
evil act...Its not easy as it seems, you need to remember if you truly
truly love God then STOP it....It was not an apple, that's just a
symbol....NOW you know, after reading this, you got to decide, its
either a YES or a NO, the choice is yours, Orgasm or God and when I say
God I speak about the one who created you, who loves you and when you
leave this world He will take you into his arms not some meaningless
pleasure that lasts for 5 seconds........my best wishes are with you

i havr trade

yo , mate , can u add me ? -_-

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My brother passed about 2 months ago and I complained on Reddit about the lack of support from my employer, IKEA. IKEA responded with a “random”peer review. (which I failed). I’ve been told I’ll be terminated within 3 months.

I saw my very first vagina on a school bus when I was in 7th grade. It wasn’t what I expected

Can I interest you in our lord and savior Waffle House?

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add me, its important

-rep aim + walls

-rep hacked my game

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

sup, lets go party in cs:go

hey, lets go party in cs:go

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

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Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent