Hacker on CS2

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a soldier saw a girl taking a picture of herself holding a fancy starbucks coffee. the soldier grabbed her coffee and poured it down the sewer. "what are you doing!" yelled the girl. then they heard a voice saying, "Thank you for the coffee, Sir, I have been so thirsty and tired." the girl looked down and saw a SEWER MAN!

MORAL: There was a Sewer Man

thanks ColdBeans you the real homie vvv

+rep good comms and chill person

wdym u love getting [redacted]

+rep amazing player

+rep luckiest man alive, ive never seen someone get so many running headshots in a game of cs before until this guy showed up and showed out... jesus slow down

My name is Dr. Nathu Ram , from India, am a young men, single, am open minded, honest, trusted, and caring and just to mention but widest claver. I hope honesty and trust they say build a strong relationship. That is why I have the confident to write you this brief mail. Though we have not meet each other before but I have the believe that it takes nothing for one to know one. I believe we can move from there to the better. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important thing there is love. I will be waiting for your mail at ( http://drnathu.ram@gmail.com ). Thanks for your cooperation. From Dr. Nathu Ram. Mobile Phone +919850570335, +917507255948

Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.

Have you watched Demon Hunters?

Signed By Joe Burrow

❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)

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-rep is stinky but good at game

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🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL ♥♥♥♥♥ HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL ♥♥♥♥♥ REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN LIKE BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL ♥♥♥♥♥S ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP TRAPPING OR WHAT 💦💦😩😩💯💯💯

*recoils head in shock* why are you saying that?

V this man is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ simp V

*looks at ground and takes deep breath* So what are your plans for this weekend? *fiddles with hands nervously*

Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE ;) <3 KISS ME

❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)

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smh, she wont sign me to BlackedRAW

Smelly Smelly Mom; go back to raising me

fkkk u papa roach, u smell like ♥♥♥♥♥ dawg

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Hello madam, i thank very much for received gift please have good day

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ANime SUCKS !!@11

+rep She is some good ♥♥♥♥ 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥

Hi, I am an Indian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Indian virus

Cool person, happy and joyful. Would recommend 10/10.

I'm 💘 daddys 🍆💦💦 little fidget spinner ߷ when daddy feels horny 💕💕 he lifts me up 👆👆 and puts me on ⬇️⬇️ his huge ♥♥♥♥ 😍😍🍆🍆 and i spin and spin 🔄🔄 whirrr 🔄🔄 i get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning 💕💕 until i squirt 💦💦💦 leaving me all wet with his cummies 🍆🍆💕💕💦💦 god ⛪⛪ im such a spinny 😚 dizzy ☺☺🙃 little slut 😍😍 for daddy 🍆🍆

Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus

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youre so cute omg can you add me on snapchat, instagram, facebook, myspace, twitter, whatsapp, wechat, flickr, and tumblr? THANKS<3

Grats on destroying those nerds in #LANWARX! 10/10 -ign

Best Of all the Michelle's out there
#NotCheatingISwear

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-rep has a ♥♥♥♥

Traps aren't gay. Wanna know why? Let's explore some reasons why:
Does the person have a masculine penis? No, they have a feminine penis. Is the person a man? No, they are called dickgirls for a reason. Does a man have a numerical value of 1? No, not only is that not the case, but a man (or a woman) has no numerical value. This is nonsense. Is it gay to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a girl? No, if this was the case then all heterosexual sex would in fact be homosexual in nature.
Suffice to say, I think we can all agree that traps are not gay using quick and easy logic thinking.

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

saskay sucks omg

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