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Recent reviews by IGN Not Theodor schymik (real)

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1 person found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
best game i played in a long time! :D
Posted 23 January.
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0.2 hrs on record
Garbage if you have any positive input delay youre gonna get it counted as a miss horrible unpolished rhythm game.
I cant get a grip at all and i have 200 hours on osu mania and i do have experience with 5 key
my keybinds being

D,F,SPACE,J,K
the rhythm sections are horrible design and very unfair.
compared to harder games like "osu!mania"

also the difficulty settings dont work since when i choose to play 4 key it defaulted to 5 key anyway

this game blew up in popularity on social media which has pushed the developers to push out a product thats !!! unfinished !!! dont buy it!

the dialogues are ♥♥♥♥ and the story is bland and the gameplay is abysmal


if the developers would have had some respect for their craft they would have polished the game. but instead they just focused on putting out there to grab the money and run off
Posted 23 January. Last edited 23 January.
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16.8 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
please give us more story expansions please please please! :)
Posted 24 December, 2025.
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0.1 hrs on record
I am gonna be brutally honest.

This game is okay. But its / was not something worth paying money for.

As its bland and boring due to the fact that its just another vampire survivors clone.
The art style is mediocre at best and boring at worst.

the sound effects are repetitive and annoying. I could make them in 5 mins with sfxr

at the end of the day this game is pretty boring and lame and feels like a gimmick at best.
Posted 23 December, 2025. Last edited 24 December, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
55.2 hrs on record (46.8 hrs at review time)
hopium
Posted 22 December, 2025. Last edited 22 December, 2025.
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0.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Easy game easy life.

(can someone please explain the story to me. I dont get it)
Posted 15 December, 2025.
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2.0 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
i was actually looking for this game for years since ive saw ManlyBadassHero play it and its as good as when ive first saw it! :D
Posted 15 December, 2025.
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0.3 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
very slow and boring a dash ability or similar would be extremely welcome.
Posted 18 November, 2025.
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4 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
let me quote the system requirements:

"
MINIMUM:
PROCESSOR: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-8300H
MEMORY: 16 GB RAM
GRAPHICS: NVIDIA GTX 1050
STORAGE: 1000 GB available space
"

I have an Ryzen 5 5600X and an RX 6800 and i cant get 30fps on ultra

this game is the most illogical unoptimized trash ive ever played i havent payed to play it but if i could get back my 6 minutes play time i would really appreciate it

this game is suppoused to be a commentary on school shootings but it completely fails to accomplish its goal

and games like sandy hook elementary historical (the pigpen one), or Ready OR Not compared to this are not even comparable to this trash.

Like the settings dont even work you cant change the volume or keybinds in the main menu it just doesnt apply it.
This is an huge embarrassment for the development team behind this game if i was a developer of this game i would personally take this down now!

in my honest opinion this game is more offensive than V-Tech rampage because its purpose is to be an anti gun propagandistic message.

which completely desecrates the value of the lives lost in such horrible events.
Posted 7 November, 2025. Last edited 7 November, 2025.
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6.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
sick
Posted 28 October, 2025.
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