mad he got owned by 2 lesbian girls on nuke

spotlight uh moonlight uh

hey, we should play again soon, send me a friend request

Sent something, can put more if needed!

Dear sonic
I am your biggest fan!
I think you're the coolest, good-looking, fastest thing on our planet!
And we have a lot in common--i like chili dogs, you like chili dogs.
I like speed, you like speed.
I think you're cool and you think i'm cool
I hate robotnik and you hate robotnik.
You have a cool girlfriend... I don't!
that's the problem!
sonic I don't have a girlfriend but I have a great idea:
why don't you ask sally to-- I know this will probably sound crazy--to have a daughter and then that daughter be my girlfriend!

Happy HAWK TUAH
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A truck of HAWK TUAH, just for my bestest of friends. Give this to your best friends and if you get one back, your HAWK TUAH! You are the Best!