Yeah hold on I just gotta do my paper, it is due at midnight tonight, oh no, I do this all the time, haha I'm the best at what I do ;)

Ode to Spot

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

A spectwe is haunting Euwope – the spectwe of communyism. Aww the powews of owd Euwope have entewed into a howy awwiance to exowcise this spectwe: Pope and Tsaw, Mettewnyich and Guizot, Fwench Wadicaws and Gewman powice-spies. Whewe is the pawty in opposition that has nyot been decwied as communyistic by its opponyents in powew? Whewe is the opposition that has nyot huwwed back the bwanding wepwoach of communyism, against the mowe advanced opposition pawties, as weww as against its weactionyawy advewsawies? Two things wesuwt fwom this fact: I. Communyism is awweady

acknyowwedged by aww Euwopean powews to be itsewf a powew. II. It is high time that Communyists shouwd openwy, in the face of the whowe wowwd, pubwish theiw views, theiw aims, theiw tendencies, and meet this nyuwsewy tawe of the Spectwe of Communyism with a manyifesto of the pawty itsewf. To this end, Communyists of vawious nyationyawities have assembwed in Wondon and sketched the fowwowing manyifesto, to be pubwished in the Engwish, Fwench, Gewman, Itawian, Fwemish and Danyish wanguages. I. Bouwgeois and Pwowetawians* The histowy of aww hithewto existing society† is the histowy of cwass stwuggwes.

Fweeman and swave, patwician and pwebeian, wowd and sewf, guiwd-mastew‡ and jouwnyeyman, in a wowd, oppwessow and oppwessed, stood in constant opposition to onye anyothew, cawwied on an unyintewwupted, nyow hidden, nyow open fight, a fight that each time ended, eithew in a wevowutionyawy weconstitution of society at wawge, ow in the common wuin of the contending cwasses. In the eawwiew epochs of histowy, we find awmost evewywhewe a compwicated awwangement of society into vawious owdews, a manyifowd gwadation of sociaw wank. In ancient Wome we have patwicians, knyights, pwebeians, swaves; in the Middwe Ages, feudaw wowds, vassaws, guiwd-mastews, jouwnyeymen, appwentices, sewfs; in awmost aww of these cwasses, again, subowdinyate gwadations. The modewn bouwgeois society that has spwouted fwom the wuins of feudaw society has nyot donye away with cwass antagonyisms. It has but estabwished nyew cwasses, nyew conditions of oppwession, nyew fowms of stwuggwe in pwace of the owd onyes.

Thats it.

I'm tired of the deceit, i'm tired of the lies, i'm tired of the humiliation. They come in the mail, through my inbox, in the street, I can't escape it. They all say the same three things, the same three ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.

"ｕｒ ｍｏｍ ｇａｙ"

I was on my way to school yesterday when someone shouted this at me through their window, I could barely hold back my tears of rage

NO MORE

I won't accept this anymore, my mother is NOT a homosexual, and you chicken lickin finger ♥♥♥♥♥ are going to have to stop or I will call the FBI this instant.

**I move away from the mic to breathe in

Hi I'm 13 and I just started watching Rick and Morty and I can tell you for a fact it's my favorite show!!. Lik the one time Ricky said said there's probably like no good !!!! i was agreeing so much I'am smarter then you're average fidget spinner teen at middle school to even though I have one. I may be young but I'm smarter then every theist on earth basically the show is also really deep when they said like no one was born for a reason I was so blown away as they must have big balls to say that on tv so I told my friends on minecraft and they agree too. LOL once when my mom took me to McDonald's I asked for the Mulan dipping sauce and the dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ didn't even get the reference XD One time in class i evan shouted "I'm PICKLE RIIIICK!" and Mrs.Janice told me to go outside i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate that ♥♥♥♥ school is for dumb ppl just like what Rick said, i m too smart for such imbicells. But yeah I love Rick and Morty and I'm actually smart enough to get it to.

What branch would you say you are? Do often find yourself asking "What's real?" Metaphyiscs is your branch. Do you like knowledge? Epistemology covers what to do with that knowledge. Is asking questions a big part of your life? Axiology is the branch for you! I have insomnia because I think about all sorts of things at night. That's a sign of a Philosopher, you know?

The other people I hate are the people that get on to the moving walkway and then just stand there. Like it's a ride? Excuse me, there's no animated pirates or bears along the way here. Do your legs work at all?

http://www.hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance/ This website is unmatched

Walkin home todizzle, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bumped tha ♥♥♥♥ into me n' instantly started poppin' off shiznit bout aluminum bein tha dopest metal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. I tried ta remain calm n' explain ta his ass dat iron was straight-up tha dopest metal yo, but da thug wouldn't take a hint yo. Dude started throwin round lyrics like "rust" n' I lost dat ♥♥♥♥. Punched his ass right up in his thugged-out aluminum gangbangin ♥♥♥♥ face.

I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ bout aluminum so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much.

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have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

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