Shammy Sammy
Oregon, United States
21 yr/o gamer girl

21 yr/o gamer girl

Currently Offline
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Put The Lotion On the Skin
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Faeshakar 30 Aug, 2025 @ 11:08am 
+rep always reliable
Kulalace 10 Jul, 2025 @ 1:15pm 
Impressive play
Linger 5 Jul, 2025 @ 12:00pm 
+rep insane USP skills, add me, please
Kigarn 18 May, 2025 @ 11:26am 
pro player
76561199213019168 26 Apr, 2025 @ 12:07pm 
added for trade ^^
James 13 Feb, 2018 @ 5:02pm 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

*Four ruffians break into my house.
*"What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
*Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
*Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
*I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.
*"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
*Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
*Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.