The North Awakens

The final battle for the unification of the former Soviet Union has concluded, and the outcome is far more disturbing than any analyst could have predicted. Even after an internal power struggle, Perm's Aryan Brotherhood stands victorious. Headed by the mysterious High Priest Velimir, the young nation of "Hyperborea" claims to be the true heir of an ancient Aryan civilization.

Hyperborea's formation is a cause for significant alarm internationally. One can only hope that Velimir's deranged calls for the conquest of Germany, Palestine, and other countries as "Aryan homelands" are more bluster than derangement.

Hail Perun!

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