THIS IS THE WINDMILL OF FRIENDSHIP
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I want to lick your insides thuroughly. As I do this is will slowly caress your fourth chin fold with my right hand, penetrate your urethra with the index finger of my left hand, and have your giant, throbbing big toe burrowed inside of my rectum as your giant erect ♥♥♥♥ is balls-deep in my mouth, grazing the back of my ♥♥♥-soaked tongue ejactulates and fills me with your love juice. We will then finish the sonic fanfiction we were reading and proceed to yiff eachother.

hot af

+rep though

My feelings for this man

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.