I'm pregnant and the child is yours, Max - how would you like to proceed?

Let's go up, let's go. going to get bull point now. Look at the moon zone. just don't know what is all myot moon Keep

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Hey! I'm not here to post some cringe comment copy pasta like the rest of these "people" LOL! just here to say hey! :) anyway the doctor called it's terminal.

Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

Hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. You know how hard it is to find girls who play video game nowadays??? Well, Im glad I stumbled apon this cutie cause I gotta say.... ^_^ (sorry for scare, no trouble ) Well... I was wondering if u wanted to play csgo with me (I'm a Global Elite so I can carry my little princes if need.) CUZ I really want someone to MM with me.. Hey hey, maybe even I could get you a knife as a little gift. You like Dopplers? Me too, me too. Anyways, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) If we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :) ( I can even turn down my future-dubstep music in the background if you want...) Add me if you want please, I just need a friend, maybe even girlfriend, to play video with me. I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! I'll get you whatever your heart desires, do whatever for you, okay?? just pick up that phone and CALL. :)