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Jelgava, Latvia



I invited him to my place for a CS LAN party. He said he’d come, so I was really looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he shoved me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear, and I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ press against my leg. I punched him, he started crying and ran away. Turns out he was gay. Don’t trust this guy.
Do you feel the pressure?
You will feel the pressure, you will feel like you are the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark... and brother, it's starting to rain.
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