I have two CS:GO knives, a Volvo t5 and an accordion, with these i compensate for my small penis. Also my biggest fantasy is where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum

my CS:GO crosshair: cl_crosshairalpha "200";cl_crosshaircolor "5";cl_crosshaircolor_b "255";cl_crosshaircolor_r "255";cl_crosshaircolor_g "0";cl_crosshairdot "1";cl_crosshairgap "0";cl_crosshairsize "10";cl_crosshairstyle "4";cl_crosshairusealpha "1";cl_crosshairthickness "0.5";cl_fixedcrosshairgap "0";cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "0";cl_crosshair_drawoutline "0";