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"... freedom ... is a worship word..."
"It is our worship word too."
-- Cloud William and Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
Romulan women are not like Vulcan females. We are not dedicated to
pure logic and the sterility of non-emotion.
-- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident",
stardate 5027.3
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🕺🚗📗🚕👃💗🚙💙👾🥒📕😺🍆💃🎁
🐊💄🎽🔋🥞🏓🎍🎽💛📗👳🌸🕺👽👑
🎈🍧📕💙🌽⛳🏀🌳🎫🐝💚🏓📀📘🥗
→ The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd
→ For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
🌽 ✪ 🌂 ✪ 🐝 ✪ 🔋 ✪ 💎 ✪ 💃 ✪ 🌋 ✪ 🐟 ✪ 😺 ✪ 🚙 ✪ 🎈 ✪ 🎫 ✪ 🌳 ✪ 🥞 ✪ 🏓
Yours truly, Tonette Boe (the cat)
⚡ https://eo.steamhost.cc/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167095418 🍇
🌽⛳💎👹💛🥗💃🎽🏀🐝🌳🐟🚗🥒 → 🍇...over your enemy. 👑
🚙📀🍖🚘💄🔋👔🥞👾📒👽🐠🍧📕 → 🐛 Lucky Numbers: 🎁
🌸🐝🎄💙💗📒🌏📗📀🐳🎍🌋📗📕 → 🚘 45,57,20 ⚡
💛⚡🍆👹💚🎍🚕🎽💄🔋🕺🐠😺🐛👑
They [preachers] dread the advance of science as witches do the approach
of daylight and scowl on the
fatal harbinger announcing the subversions
of the duperies on which they live.
- Thomas Jefferson
💃👔🍖👾⚡🐊🎫🌂📒🐊🚘⛳🌸👳💛
🐳🚙🏓🌳📘📕🚕🥞💃🔋💎😺🍧🌋🥒
ㅤㅤ 🙌 Forty. 👎🏻
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👊🏿 Team Sundown 3, set viscerators in sector Apex 5, and advance for contact. 🖐🏾
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏽 We have biotics in the perimeter. 🖐🏻
💗🌋🐳| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
👃🚙🚗|
Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink
it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while
visiting, they always take three.
idk
→ With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
→ The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd
🥞 ♡ 🎍 ♡ 💎 ♡ ⚡ ♡ 💚 ♡ 🍖 ♡ 🎈 ♡ 📒 ♡ 🎽 ♡ 🔋 ♡ 🚕 ♡ 💙 ♡ 🚗 ♡ 👽 ♡ 👑
Yours truly, Launa Pretty (the cat)
🏓 https://eo.steamhost.cc/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167038609 ⛳
The bank sent our statement this morning,
The red ink was a sight of great awe!
Their figures and mine might have balanced,
But my wife was too quick on the draw.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may
be in owning a piece thereof.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
The hope that springs eternal
Springs right up your behind.
-- Ian Drury, "This Is What We Find"
👹 -- 💙 -- 🌋 -- 🐛 -- 🥞 -- 🌽 -- 📘 -- 🚗 -- ⛳ -- 👳 -- 👽 -- 🕺 -- 🏀 -- 🚕 -- 💗
📕📒🎫🌳🏓🐊🎽👳👹🚕🔋🌏⛳🐝 → 🍧...daily affairs. 🚗
🥞🎍🏀👾🍖🥒🎁👔👽🚗🕺👑📀💚 → 🎽 Lucky Numbers: 👹
💄👾📒📗💎👑🎄💃👃🏓📗🐳🐊🎁 → 🍆 61,78,55 🌂
ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
📒 ☀ 🐳 ☀ 🍆 ☀ 🎍 ☀ 🏀 ☀ 🚕 ☀ 👑 ☀ 📗 ☀ 💄 ☀ 🚘
Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
💙 ☀ 🍖 ☀ 🥗 ☀ 🐝 ☀ 🚕 ☀ 💚 ☀ 💗 ☀ 👔 ☀ 📕 ☀ 🌳
🍖 * 🥞 * 🐳 * 📗 * 📒 * 🏀 * 👽 * 👾 * 🌂 * 💙 * 🎁 * 🔋 * 🎫 * 👳 * 💄 * 🌳
ㅤ* Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
ㅤ* I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a ♥♥♥♥♥.
ㅤ* Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
👃 * 🐊 * 🏓 * 👔 * 🍇 * 💚 * 📒 * 🐠 * 🍆 * 💛 * 👹 * 🚙 * 🎈 * 🚘 * 📀 * 🥒
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!
🐛 * 🐠 * 🥞 * 🚘 * 🎽 * 🚙 * 🚕 * 🌸 * 🍆 * 📗 * 📒 * 🌂 * 👔 * 🐊 * 🌽 * 🍖
ㅤ* I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
ㅤ* I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
ㅤ* Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn’t change soon, I’m gonna divorce her.
📀 * 💎 * 🎄 * 🏀 * 🥗 * 🌋 * 💙 * 👑 * 🎈 * 🥒 * 👳 * 🍧 * 🐳 * ⛳ * 🚗 * 🎁
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!
→ No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
→ About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
📕 ☻ 🚙 ☻ 🍧 ☻ 💃 ☻ ⚡ ☻ 📗 ☻ 🐟 ☻ 📀 ☻ 💚 ☻ 🍖 ☻ 🎫 ☻ 🔋 ☻ 💄 ☻ 👑 ☻ 🏀
Yours truly, Guadalupe Ekstein (the cat)
🥒 https://eo.steamhost.cc/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167095343 👔
🌋 🎁 🥗 🌽 👾 🍖 💚 🥞 👹 🎫 📕 🐟 🌽 🚙 📘 🏀
Sam: What do you know there, Norm?
Norm: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
Sam: Hey, how's life treating you there, Norm?
Norm: Beats me. ... Then it kicks me and leaves me for dead.
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
Woody: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!
📒 🎄 💗 🐛 🍧 🎁 🐊 🚘 💛 💄 👑 👹 🔋 🐳 📗 💙
🐊🌽🏓👔⛳👹🥞💎👽🌸🐝🚘🚙🌋⚡
"I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want
to be there when it happens."
-- Woody Allen
🍧💚🏀🎍🕺📀📗💗🍆📀📕😺🥒💙🌂
🎫🥗👳🎄🥞🌸🐳👹👽👑🐟🎽🎁⛳🎈
Usually eager to work, but on one or two occasions has been less than willing to tackle an assignment within the range of competence, or reluctant to learn something new. Always looking for the opportunity to negotiate and often successful in getting a good deal. But sometimes Ducky fails to press home the advantage, and doesn't get the best deal possible. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people reasonably well to forecast outcomes with at least 60% accuracy. Uses the hands or hand-tools reasonably well, but has not not yet achieved fully mastery and control, and still struggles with detail and new processes.
📕 + 📀 = 💎
→ Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.
→ About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
💚 ✪ 🍆 ✪ ⛳ ✪ 🍖 ✪ 🐳 ✪ 🌽 ✪ 🐛 ✪ 📒 ✪ 💙 ✪ 🎈 ✪ 👾 ✪ 👃 ✪ 🥒 ✪ 🚗 ✪ 🌏
Yours truly, Sergio Gucker (the cat)
👽 https://eo.steamhost.cc/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167019584 🚕
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
-- Marlo Thomas
😯
"I love every living creature." -Leela
"Even me?" -Fry
"As a friend." -Leela
🤑
Beware of Bigfoot!
😙
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and
the real reason.
🤠
I'm not proud.
😶
Get hold of portable property. -- Charles Dickens, "Great Expectations"
🤔
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987
😪
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
-- Stevenson, "Treasure Island"
😬
Obviously your filters are throwing away mail from Randal. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199710221937.MAA25131@wall.org>
🙁
Here's Some Haiku for You...
👑🔋🎍🐳📀🏀🍖💙👃🐛
» fie the playing taught! ✯
» ouch! Oh! running sweeping suit. ✫
» Canada plays soon ❉
🥒🍧🚗📒💚🥞💄🎫😺🎄
» take chairs on water ♀
» when lounges love to plunder ❦
» because blossoms cheat ß
💎📕👽🐟🎁🍖💄📘🌳👳
» path loiter to him ✪
» I measured and challenged more ♣
» I went furniture ♡
🥒🏓⚡🚘🐠🥞🎍🍆⛳🎫
🚗🎍🍖👃🐟📗👹🍧⚡🌋🐳🌽🐊🐝🏀
Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a proverb is
no proverb
to you till your life has illustrated it. -- John Keats
💚🌏🥗🌂💛📘🚙💄🍆🥞👑🐛🎫📕🎄
🕺🚕💗💙🌋🎁👽🌳🎽🏀📀🥒👳🚗💎
🍆 ☁ 🥗 -- The Doctor, "Doctor Who" 👾🏀🎄
💃💙💚💛🌏🏀🔋🚕📘💃👳🥗👃🐳 → 🌳...worse at a slower rate. 🌂
🐝🚘🐠👽🎄💄💛🎽📒🌋🥒🕺🍇⚡ → 🚗 Lucky Numbers: 💚
🐊🚕💙💗🐳🎁⛳🏓🎍🎈👑🌏🍧👹 → 📀 71,85,27 🐛
Love is sentimental measles.
♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🚕
I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary
relief to nymphomaniacs.
-- Larry Lee
♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎈
🎽 ✦ a
👹🚙 ✈ nuclear
💛🚕🚘 ☣ submarine
🌳🍖🍧⛳ ✶ under
📕👑🎫💃📒 ¤ the
🔋👃🐛📘🌋👔 ☼ polar
🥞🌸💚🐝💗👔🐊 ♥ ice
🚕📘💄🎄👽👹🥞🐟 ● cap
🎫🥒📒🎈🥒🚗👳🍧🕺 ♂ and I need a Kleenex!
Physically fit, very rarely sick, and able to meet the demands of a physically demanding job. Late on more than 3 but fewer than 5 occasions in 6 months. Habitually asks questions in order to fully understand a position or a statement. Keeps asking until the facts are clear and the truth is understood. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people expertly to forecast outcomes with at least 90% accuracy. Others trust their judgement because the choices have usually been good.
🎄 + 🍖 = ⛳
'Where's the gritsucker? And the rock?'
'Ah,' said Vimes, 'you are referring to those representative members of our fellow sapient races who have chosen to throw in their lots with the people of this city?'
'I mean the dwarf and the troll,' said Quirke.
(Men at Arms)
| 🔋🎫👾💄🥗👑🌳🚕🐟🌂🎍🌸🍆📀🐊📘🏓💛:bcjosie
DEPLOY...
CONTACT HAS MOVED TO BLOCK D8.
WARNING.
STERILIZERS AND CONTAINMENT FIELDS MAY BE COMPROMISED.
AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE SIX, EIGHT, DROP AND CONVERGE IMMEDIATELY.
No absences without valid reason in 6 months. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people reasonably well to forecast outcomes with at least 60% accuracy. Polite, courteous, respectful and charming at all times and in all situations, without being obsequious. Unfailingly courteous even when dealing with a difficult person or situation. Performs to an adequate standard but is not yet achieving excellence in any area. Ducky generally checks work to make sure it has been done properly.
😺 + 👾 = 👳
ㅤㅤ ☝🏼 Got him again, suspect is 10-20 at. ✋🏾
ㅤㅤ 🖖🏻 Target black out, sweep and resume. 👍
🥒👹🎽🎄⚡👔👳🌳💄🎫💚🐝🎈🐊🌽
"Been through Hell? Whaddya bring
back for me?"
-- A. Brilliant
🍆🚗📘🎁💗🥒💎🎍🐠🥞🌸💛🐳🚙💙
🎁🔋👹👳🐛💄🍧🌏💛💃🌳🚕🥗🚘🏀
ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
🕺 ¤ 🐛 ¤ 👔 ¤ 👳 ¤ ⛳ ¤ 🐠 ¤ 🎄 ¤ 📘 ¤ 🌸 ¤ 🎁
"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
-- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
🥞 ¤ 🏀 ¤ 🍇 ¤ 💚 ¤ 💃 ¤ ⚡ ¤ 🍆 ¤ 📗 ¤ 🐊 ¤ 🐳
👽 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 📀
👹 🌏 🌳 🚕 💎 🐊 🌸 🐝 🎈 🚘
Dad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my
accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for
all the opportunities you botched ? -- Calvin
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody
ever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin
Sometimes one should just look at things and think about things without
doing things. -- Calvin
🎄 🌽 💙 🚗 🎍 📒 🐠 👑 🍆 ⛳
GROUND PROTECTION TEAM: ALERT, CODE: ISOLATE, EXPOSE, ADMINISTER.
ALERT: COMMUNITY GROUND PROTECTION UNITS: LOCAL UNREST STRUCTURE DETECTED.
ASSEMBLE, ADMINISTER, PACIFY.
Mulder: how big can this thing get?
Scully: Mulder, I.. (smiles) sorry, for a second there it felt
like old times.
"The X-Files: The Host"
Mulder: You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin?
"The X-Files: Unrequited"
💙 ♣ 🎁 ♣ 🎈 ♣ ⛳ ♣ 🍆 ♣ 👃 ♣ 👑 ♣ 🐠 ♣ 🎍 ♣ 🚘 ♣ 💃 ♣ 🌽 ♣ 🐊 ♣ 🌏
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
♥ 🐠 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👹
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
-- Charles Pierce
♥ 🐊 ♥ 👾 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🍇
Not necessarily a powerful build, but someone who is capable of taking on heavy, physically demanding jobs. Follows instructions well, but has a tendency to be too literal, and can be lost unless there are firm guidelines. Or sometimes may not take sufficient care to check the instructions before starting. Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. Ducky completes more than 75% but less than 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard.
📗 + 💄 = 📕