• CPU: MOS Technology 6510 @ 0.985 MHz
• RAM: 64KB (38KB available for applications)
• ROM: 20KB
• Keyboard: integrated
• Display: 17 inch CRT TV
• Graphics: mostly imagination
• Mouse: not invented yet

• Sensitivity: I AM NOT TOO SENSITIVE!!! *runs away and cries*
• Resolution: is just a number, who cares
• VSync: Schroedinger's, exists in a superposition of the 1 or 0 states until it is observed
• cl_interp π

• Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack (ohjay + hyMen + kuk^ + jozz)
• team.manChowder (ohjay + baff + smeg + 8a8y8atter + spunkeh)
• We Are Reasonable People (ohjay + kant_ + l3ibniz + dékart + spin0za)
• CAKE e-Sports (ohjay + black_f0rest + b4ttenberg + sponge + bunz) - sponsored by MR KIPLING

• 3rd place, school poster design competition, 1991
• never soiled myself while playing games
UPDATE NOV 2013: Only soiled myself once while playing games