I was taking a bath today when i noticed this tiny spider crawling on the wall.

Typically i would freaked out and went haywire on it and had it neutralized in 0.1 seconds. This time? I couldnt stop looking at it with a fascinated look. I immediately got a silkboner. I began silking my song furiously. The spider silked down from the ceiling onto my face, and just when it landed, I went SHAW all over the place. My silk levels were depleted.

Ive been scared of spiders my entire life and always get so eeked out, but with me now finishing up act 3 and getting 100% completion of the game, i feel really good about spiders honestly.

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Dude I don't want to even fking spoil, karna rehta to kar bhi deta. I was just asking if you've read them so we have discuss but you decide to block me even before I can speak ♥♥♥♥. If you wanna behave in such a cowardly way I dont even wanna talk to you anymore. ♥♥♥♥ you

दूर गाँव एक बस्ती थी,

जहाँ रंडियाँ सस्ती थी,

उनकी गांड में इतनी मस्ती थी,

जहाँ भी डालो हँसती थी,

तुम भी बहुत हँसते हो,

उसी गाँव के लगते हो

cut the rope 2 khelna hai kya bhay?

tere maa di fuddi chaat lunga randi k eppile

dog trash

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Boner physics Lesson:
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas

Dude I don't want to even fking spoil, karna rehta to kar bhi deta. I was just asking if you've read them so we have discuss but you decide to block me even before I can speak ♥♥♥♥. If you wanna behave in such a cowardly way I dont even wanna talk to you anymore. ♥♥♥♥ you

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carry hoke bhi trash talk? sharam haya hai nahi eh?? waise randi k bachho ko kya sharam eh??

carry hoke bhi trash talk? sharam haya hai nahi eh?? waise randi k bachho ko kya sharam eh??

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Reasons why Tamil should be the national language: Tamil was spoken 😣 in 👇 Oscars by AR Rahman, Hindi was not spoken 😣 in Oscars by 🍂 anyone. 🙋 Even modi has said Vanakkam in Tamil, so he 🚫 is silently saying 👄 that North Indians should 👫 learn Tamil and speak Tamil. I have never seen our CM speak in 👇👏 Hindi. Vadakkans can watch ✨ Tamil movies 🎥 without dubbing. Hindi originated in 7th century AD, while ⌚🙄 Tamil written literature is found in 😻📥 10th Century 💯 BC so there are way 🥱😖 more original 😎 Tamil literary works while most Hindi scriptures are just 🙏🗣️➡️👤 translations. Tamil is very 😩 concise 😜 . We 👓 use 100% 💶 of our brain 🧠 while using 📤📤 Tamil.

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cut the rope 2 khelna hai kya bhay?

Wake up Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes.

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abtak tatte ka sampel nah diy ha

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यह मनुष्य मेरे अंडकोष के साथ खेलता है|

ding dong less tai to the moor ;=;ding dong less tai to the moor ;=;

GET DOWN MR PRIME MINISTER!!!!!!!!

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> 𝘾𝙋𝙐 : 𝙞7 8700𝙠

> 𝙂𝙋𝙐 : 𝙂𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙗𝙮𝙩𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚 𝙊𝘾 𝙍𝙏𝙓 2080

> 𝙈𝙤𝘽𝙤 : 𝙈𝙎𝙄 𝙕370𝙈 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙧

> 𝙍𝙖𝙢 : 4𝙭8𝙂𝘽 3200𝙈𝙃𝙕 𝙂𝙎𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙥𝙅𝙖𝙬𝙯 𝙫

> 𝙎𝙎𝘿 : 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚 𝙈𝙋510 240𝙜𝙗 𝙈.2

> 𝙃𝘿𝘿 : 𝙏𝙤𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙖 𝙋300 2𝙏𝘽

> 𝘾𝙤𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙧 : 𝙀𝙑𝙂𝘼 𝘾𝙇𝘾240

> 𝙋𝙎𝙐 : 𝙀𝙑𝙂𝘼 𝙂𝙌750

> 𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙚 : 𝘽𝙞𝙩𝙁𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙭 𝙀𝙣𝙨𝙤 𝙈𝙚𝙨𝙝

> 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙨 : 6𝙭 𝘿𝙚𝙚𝙥𝘾𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙁120

> 𝘾𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨 : 𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙩𝙪 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙮/ 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙎𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝘾𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨

epic no cap

TAIm00R is BAKRI RABDI

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