Nice account :) but your missing out on some good games you didn't play

Traps aren't gay.
You fool! Don't you know that traps aren't gay? Let me explain why. First, we need to look at math, which has been called the language of the universe. See, traps are undeniably male, otherwise they wouldn't be traps, they'd be trans. Therefore, if a man ♥♥♥♥♥ a trap, then it'd be two men ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Still with me? Now, when men and women ♥♥♥♥ it's called "multiplying", and creates something more than nothing, a child, a positive. When multiplying that means that the multiplicand and the multiplier are either both positive or both negative. That means that men and women are basically the same, which sounds pretty gay to me. Taking this conclusion though we can determine that if two men ♥♥♥♥, a positive doesn't form, meaning that they have two different signs. And thus, I rest my case.

Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god

Honey
I say naids or naideen
Which ever one I use the same thing

Bus
I say BPH
The black person holder that transportates

Doctor
I say doctee or docturd
Whether it’s a tee or a turd it’s the same word

Abortion
I say borty
Boty
A fun thing to do when you’re feeling sporty

Lips
I say lyups or chlyups
The flesh trapdoors in between my hips

Trapdoors
What’s that doorway for

Something special
Let me tell you more

CHORUS: Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse

Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse

Oh oh oh oh oh my god

Fish
I say feesh

Feesh
A yeasty dish that’s so delish

Chicken
I say cheeukun ♥♥♥♥♥
But too much dark meat can ruin your fig-ire

Black
I say blaque

Blaque
Aunt teresa in heaven eaten’ on fat-back

Pro-gram
I say grim

Grum
When me and Madge Weinstein have some fun

Panties
I say panni

Panni
Wraps around my waist and hugs my fanny

Fanny
What’s your fanny for

Something special
Let me show you ♥♥♥♥♥

Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse

Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse

I’ve been violated
I’ve been violated

Oh yeah!

Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse

Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse

Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god

Objects that I have shoved up my arse
Vibrators
Dildos
Pens
Pencils
Coins
Pebbles
Broomstick handle
Fishing rod handle
Umbrella handle
Toothbrush handle
Hockey stick handle
Fingers
Small glass jar
Test tube
Screwdriver handle
Stiff ♥♥♥♥♥!
Cigar
Banana

As for the farting part, it is without a doubt that any animal could potentially have air trapped inside it, and therefore must expel it, however farting as we know it is much more than that. Regardless, a bee would not "fart", and if they did, it would be more akin to a floral perfume than a burst of sulfur and feces.

also the head and legs look a bit weird, 4/10