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Okay I know this sounds absurd but it’s something I’ve been experimenting with and it’s helped me become more comfortable feeling awkward. In public restrooms on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I used to try to time my pooping noises with people using the sink or waiting until they leave the stall next to me or the bathroom completely. Lately I’ve been just intentionally trying to be as loud as possible as a way to break this anxiety of people hearing me. Then if people give you the stink eye, I’ll laugh it off and say something like, “Guess I need more fiber in my diet!”. Something silly but it’s been helping a little bit not feel so awkward just doing normal things.
Say something awkwardly in the future? Well at least it’s not as bad as letting one rip in the bathroom!
my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im self proclaimed genius, but i never express anything
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me
my significant other is a monotoned, girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am
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