Recent reviews by ian hecox

Great game, really funny!

I don't know why a 10 minute game was so good but it was. Really enjoyed it, especially the ending. I hope there will be more similar games like this in the future.

sold my dead cat to buy rubies

Here is a rap or whatever I wrote

You see i'm not with MIB
I work for the GRE
My name is Kyle Crane
I jumped out of a plane to get here
And if you mess with me i will give you endless pain
Good night good luck
Get out like ♥♥♥♥
This is serious it's real life
If you're looking for a fight
Sit tight
This will give you a fright
Haunt you at night
Welcome to Dying Light

Anyway still playing through the story but i'm having so much fun I had to write a review.
First off parkour is amazing and really smooth, it just feels natural.
The world is pretty big and you will often get distracted on the way to your objective.
There are mini challenges like 'Parkour Fever" where you race to the finish before the time limit.
Co-op works really well and there are a fun few challenges, where between each other you might race to the objective, or who can kill the most zombies, loot the most value and more.
This is overall such a great game and can't wait for the massive DLC 'The Following'

EDIT:

Now finished the game and I want more more more. It's just so good. This is one hell of a game, and is up there with my favourite games

One thing make sure you meet Gazi :)

put nudity up to hell yeah....


you'll thank me later

dude this is good

Skyrim is amazing, defiantly recommend for medieval lovers. Here is a poem I wrote about Skyrim!

Skyrim

the sky was blue, it was true
snowy mountains, huge lands

the one who seeks adventure
didn't know what he had inside
what he could do, with the power
could he fly, could he reach the sky
no, but he was the dragonborn
the one and only
who could defeat the ancient ones
the ones who could fly, glide and attack
track their foes, eat their toes
the dragonborn can intake their soul
he can kill any sort of troll

sword slashing, kicking and bashing
loot the things you have killed
sell the items, receive money and then buy a bunny

burn a chicken, raid a house
be stealthy like a tiny mouse
get married or become a wizard like Harry Potter
level up by doing quests to become the best

but now you're crying because the villager was lying
then you come back into reality and realise
it`s only a game!

Short Review: Go And ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Download It



Long Review: Team Fortress 2 is definantly the best Free to Play game out there. There are so many different game types in TF2 from CTF,Mann vs Machine and even the Hidden. You can get any weapon by crafting,trading or finding, without using real money. Although you are limited to a short backpack space as you start off, you can easily purchase a 10c item to upgrade to premium and get heaps more spaces. Even though being released 7 years ago there is always an update around the corner.

One of the best things about TF2 is that if you get an item which is festive,vintage, strange,genuine, collectors and more you can sell it on the steam market and get real steam credit. I know I have got a a lot of moeny from selling my items, some people even get 500 of steam credit, by selling a rare/awesome item. I can`t possibly list all the things you can do in TF2, but overall Team Fortress 2 is the best game ever, it even beats all my paid games. :)

Best Game Ever.. You can kill stuff, then loot stuff, then high five ClapTrap, then kill and loot things, then get eaten by a giant worm (In DLC), then play Co-Op with your friends, then kill and loot things, then listen to ClapTraps Dubstep, then travel to places you have always wanted to go to. This is an awesome game and really funny too, 10/10 recomended. (By the way did I mention you can kill and loot stuff)