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Oliq 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:18am 
-rep simp ;)
jack 14 Apr, 2020 @ 3:17am 
HAHA Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit",

The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens",

A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp
Nub. The Kaptin Piggy 13 Apr, 2020 @ 5:18pm 
HAHA Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit",

The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens",

A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp
jack 24 Feb, 2020 @ 7:19am 
latinos rise up
Nub. The Kaptin Piggy 21 Feb, 2020 @ 1:49pm 
♥♥♥♥ you you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bloody ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bloody bastard I ♥♥♥♥ you bastard your mom is in my room.
jack 27 Jan, 2020 @ 11:43am 
In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “I love you”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for the friends and person you like,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for a more serious relationship,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘I love you’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

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jack 27 Jun, 2019 @ 2:41am 
come mi polla, te degeneras
jack 19 Jun, 2019 @ 10:04am 
Me pones burro, macizo
jack 13 Apr, 2019 @ 12:00pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun
Nub. The Kaptin Piggy 21 Mar, 2019 @ 2:56am 
Gamers rise up
Nub. The Kaptin Piggy 3 May, 2018 @ 7:18pm 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
report this guy
Nub. The Kaptin Piggy 9 Apr, 2018 @ 8:08am 
Free the catalans ♥♥♥♥ Spanish
Henricus 18 Jan, 2017 @ 4:05pm 
♥♥♥♥ you lorgar you slimey little turd
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Henricus 27 Sep, 2016 @ 6:33am 
ola don pepito
[CI] Solda 27 Sep, 2016 @ 4:27am 
rctm
Evix 10 Aug, 2016 @ 9:59am 
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Henricus 22 Oct, 2015 @ 8:54am 
Tnx solda
Henricus 2 Sep, 2015 @ 5:22pm 
b redi 4 da halt
Nabbie 1 Jul, 2015 @ 2:49pm 
Tienes voz de puto gordo
SirClarrus 1 Mar, 2015 @ 10:09am 
Te puedo comentar en el perfil?
Kobold 5 Oct, 2014 @ 2:18am 
guapo
Attaulffus 17 Apr, 2013 @ 10:14am 
Me pones burro, macizo
Kotah 9 Sep, 2009 @ 12:31am 
fea xDD