Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop acceler ates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates.

Precision shots

-Rep After a good game in warband matchmaking, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great WBMM and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a warband lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. He is gay and cheater.

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cool dude

Biggest nerd i ever met c:

Sent you a request regarding the big N, need help

+REP, great banter vegetable boy

Beep Beep it's Meap Meap

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dicksemen

Nice!

my coke can is haunted :c

Indeed.

ur mum gay

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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give sophie your cats

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+rep good taste in music

That does me a big happ :))

you dont know me but kai showed me your spotify playlist and it has changed my life. It cured my depression. 10/10 :D

ur mom gay lol

omg lvl 111 u nerd XD (joke)

Your sister a mister

No u x ∞ to the power of ∞

Meap Gay

Me?

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Beap

+respecc

You pranked me, well done +respect

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+rep likes meat

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+ rep HUGE little toe

+Rep nice profile :D

+Rep Big ♥♥♥♥ Mcgee xD #NoHomo

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+rep m8

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Meap taught about computers.

Hehehe...

+rep Taught me some things. 😂

Maybe get a salad!

where are my pizza