Subject: FINAL NOTICE - FAILURE TO COMPLY

Dear shLinky,

Our office notes your failure to appear for your previously mandated appointment. Your absence has been recorded as willful noncompliance under the Bureau’s Population Stability Protocols.

Let us be unequivocally clear: missed appointments do not negate obligation.

Continued disregard for Bureau correspondence may result in further administrative action, including—but not limited to—escalated oversight, compulsory rescheduling without notice, and permanent notation in your Civic Health File.

You are instructed to acknowledge this notice immediately. Silence will be interpreted as consent.

This is your FINAL courtesy reminder.

Compliance ensures efficiency.
Resistance ensures attention.

Regards,
The Bureau for Reproductive Health and Management (BRHM)

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Terminally Regarded

Subject: Important Health Notice

Dear shLinky,

We regret to inform you that due to recent public health initiatives and ongoing demographic assessments, you have been re-selected for immediate mandatory sterilization. This decision is part of a larger program aimed at ensuring the well-being and sustainability of our community.


Best regards,
"The Bureau for Reproductive Health and Management" (BRHM)

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worst teammate ever, didnt listen to comms but still bottom fragged. bad breath, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, bum ass credit score, has some questionable views on the Israel Palestine conflict, cheated on the SATs and still got a 322, got fired from a JC Penny for beating it in the dressing rooms, hits his dog, hits other peoples dogs, sent his feces to Al Gore and he tripped in front of some moderately attractive women and they laughed in his face. 2/10 human being.


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