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kris 24 Feb, 2018 @ 10:01am 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning
kris 11 Jan, 2018 @ 4:06pm 
play-do is like my ♥♥♥♥, soft, smelly, and you do not eat
kris 7 Jan, 2018 @ 5:45pm 
a literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend in the gay porn industry. i have seen this guy take 2 ♥♥♥♥♥ at once in the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole it is honestly amazing major props
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kris 4 Jun, 2017 @ 6:01pm 
pls accept my friend request I'm very lonely haha. well I'm not thaaaaat lonely, I just saw you playing cs and I thought 'woah they look really cool' haha. no i didn't add you bcuz you're a girl i just really like how you play and your personality! haha but we should totally play games together. like there's this really scary game called l4d2 with zombies and stuff. don't worry tho bcuz i will protect you from the zombies haha. yeah anyways it's ok because i am that really chill guy that doesn't mind making a sandwich for the girl hahaha. yeah yeah ok anyways please accept my invite and have a good day (please accept hahahah).
kris 4 Jun, 2017 @ 6:00pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
kris 2 Jun, 2017 @ 3:26pm 
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kris 1 Jun, 2017 @ 10:08pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
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somber 22 Mar, 2017 @ 10:55am 
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Beano 17 Mar, 2017 @ 9:16am 
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+rep love this guy, a real pleasure to play with.
kris 12 Dec, 2016 @ 4:10pm 
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