Recent reviews by Luca!~

Pretty neat, would go in blind, undertale and fear and hunger vibes, and the art is disgustingly gorgeous, if grotesque

Made me want to get a green card and move to Italy and open a small struggling Pizzaria

Rock and stone, brothers.

The game, especially considering the price, is really good. it feel's like a more arcadey wreckfest, and the bonus of almost everything, including buildings, being destructible mid race is a nice change. Musics good but i wish i could choose it, really my only complaint is the jokes fall flat from the poor translation and lack of English voice actors for the character's besides Mihalych and his mechanic. Not that its the developers fault, i'm still having a great time with the game, one of the best arcade racer throwbacks of recent times, and i look forward to seeing where it goes.

Pathetic. and a shame. taking a half assed privacy invading anticheat that doesn't stop any of the hackers, and just kills the massive developers of mods. it does nothing but kill the game, and now they're looking into going into NFT's and crypto despite saying they wouldn't. Fantastic.

I'll stick to Umodel, rather than paying to kill the planet faster than every teacher combined killed my hopes and dreams. all for a non-existent receipt. id rather invest in beanie babies.

First pinhead gets a vasectomy and cant came, now this?

Eh it's alright

sense i was 10, ive always felt a void in my life i could never fill. i tried alchohol, love, and self mutilation. none of it worked. i was near the brink when i was browsing steam and one game caught my eye. butts, a vr experience. i did a double take as its shiny picture beaconed me forward. i clicked the game and was met with a glorious steam page. hastily i bought it with all my spare money i have saved up over the years. i open the game, and i am met by our protagonist, blue face mc blue. hes happily stutting along on his day when, halt! whats this? his freind red face mc red is sad! we see into blue face's deep character where he does everything in his power to cheer his childhood freind up. *SPOILERS!* he reaches deep inside his anus, and pulls out confetti to cheer his freind up! never have i seen such sacrifice to cheer a freind up. red slowly but surely lightens up to blue faces ways, as he himself starts to ♥♥♥♥ out confetti. they share a heartwarming and gorgeous scene where the confetti propels them upwards, they land, and share an intimite moment. red face cheered up, they have a tender embrace. we gaze up to the moon, and gaze at it mooning us. a glorious end, to a deep, thought provocing game. truely makes you question ones self.

This game... its just brilliant. the combat, the story, Ext.
Normally, movie tie in's are crap. im happy to say this one is fairly diffrent. the graphics for one are GORGEOUS. And The Game Does crash often, but thats no fault of the game, its of my crap mac. and it still plays great on it. and even with low settings the game looks great. low enough it just looks like borderlands, so even low graphics are fine in my opinion. and the fighting, its very Batman Archam assylum, click to punch, right click to block. and godamn if it isnt satisfying. as phycopathic as it seems the sounds of the crunch's, the hits, it seems like your really beating the dinki-di dog crap out of them. and even my 29 or more hours in the game im still not tired of it. the driving feels great, even with the borderlands like physics, i rarely got tired of that as well. ammo is scarse as well so you dont just get to shotgun everything, (as phycopathically satisfying as it is to do so) so thats something. during the game you get the magnum opus and chumbucket. your best freinds even if max doesnt think so. in the duritation of the game you can upgrade the car to an insane degree. and not to mention if you find a car you like that isnt the magnum opus, you can take it to your garage and now you have infinite of them. and not to mention theres a brilliant Half life reference. try to find it at one of the looting locations. as well as a bunch of hidden cars to take your garage as well. its brillaint.

So in conclusion, if you like fighting, its for you. if you like driving, its for you, if you like both, this games great for you.
I rate 6/6 llamas. :llama::llama::llama::llama::llama::llama:/:llama::llama::llama::llama::llama::llama:

Ive played this game for a bit, and the game constantly changes feeling as if each year the creator payed a diffrent coder and artist each year whilst giving them no information other than "Its Duke Newkem. Make it work.". i personaly LOVED the first "layer" of the game where you explored, and interected with everything you can find. for example you could literaly walk into the staff room, open a random cabinet, take some popcorn, put it in the microwave, and wait for it to pop. then eat it. silly little ways like that to increase your ego witch the game literaly THREW out the window in later "layers". F*cking with vending machines with ciggaretes, soda, and candy, and over the top humor. then theres some shooting, then theres DRIVING, whitch i was ok with but came out of no-where and hasnt shown up sence, then parkour, then shooting in a discount Alien Isolation Nest with topless women impregnated glued to the wall everywhere, whereas there guts then blow up into baby aliens. thats where i got too so far. but if you want a good shooter, get a shadow warrior game. thats a great game. i may change my mind if the game goes back to what made it good.