lol ur description is my favorite copypasta of all time

Friday night, no work in sight, you know I'm CHUGGIN SHAMP.

are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? did i just rip something off that i slept through? swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ i thought it came out of my own brain.

your handle seems to share a not-so-common name with my coffee mug. coincidence?

You think I"m pretty, without any makeup on. You think I'm funny, when I tell the punchline wrong. I know you get me, so I let my walls come down, DOWN.

LETS GO ALL, THE WAY TONIGHT, NO REGRETS, JUST LOVE.

We can dance, until we die

You and I

we'll be young forever

you make me

feel like I'm livin a

teenage dream

the way you turn me on

let's run away and don't ever look back don't ever look back

WHAT????

oh, GOD I LOVE YOU

My red panda is scarier than yours.

Red pandas get all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Mark the Shark Waters. It's 2012, what is up?

hooohaaaa nerd i made it!

i'm sitting in DFW airport right now and some kid is listening to icp very loudly right across from me. it's kind of obvious, not a lot of bands write songs about sticking their nuts in people's faces.

You are the best player in the world, what little skill I have I owe to your teachings.

when your settings said "Tell the whole world how awesome you are!" what it really meant was "Type a phrase and never come back to this section ever again".

your name is awesome and your profile is even better

just sayin.

Let's do lunch.

You are my Holmes to my Moriarty,..darn you for being so good.

red panda!