so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

<33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ___
he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -__________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó)

Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv __ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ___________________________________
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)

Who is Lumpy? For the blind, She is the vision. For the hungry, She is the chef. For the thirsty, She is the water. If Lumpy thinks, I agree. If Lumpy speaks, I’m listening. If Lumpy has one fan, it is me. If Lumpy has no fans, I don’t exist

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ★Merry Christmas★
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˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ ｜ 田田 ｜門｜┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

Can I be ur simp :^

lumpy the wumpy with a big bumpy dumpy is the best, the jumpy mumpy, the hum- the i mean the... the- pum- the, the..- the stumpy the rumpy the, grumpy the the,

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest . He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best . Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest . He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed , then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest . Then to school to take his Kanye Test . He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest ? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest .

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one day this signature is gonna be worth nothing
ice was here

They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis. They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mom walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor. My mom runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.

Ants are attracted to ♥♥♥ and I can prove it. I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed. The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar.

If lumpy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If lumpy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If lumpy has only one fan then that is me. If lumpy has no fans that's impossible i would never die, even in death i would still be lumpy's fan. i will turn my body into a fan and help to blow wind at lumpy so she will never be sweaty and stinky again

who is lumpy?
for the blind, lumpy is the light.
for the hungry, lumpy is the bread.
for the thirsty, lumpy is the fountain.
for the sick, lumpy is the cure.
for the prisoner, lumpy is freedom.
for the liar, lumpy is the truth.
for the traveler, lumpy is the way.

Salam Aleikum Bruda

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Don't mind me just signing here. -Mrtweeday :)

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Man muss die Dinge nehmen, wie sie kommen. Eier geben Sie schlechte Furz. So danke! Oui oui

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Bonjour Claudia , voulez-vous une omelette ou des œufs brouillés ? Quelles garnitures souhaitez-vous ajouter en eux ? Tous les œufs sont servis avec des baguettes .

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enjoy ur stay in Germany my friend!

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The biggest different between the iPhone 6 and new iPhone 6s is their screens. They both measure 4.7in and have a resolution of 750 x 1334, but the major update here is 3D Touch. A development of Force Touch on the Apple Watch and newest MacBooks, 3D Touch knows how much pressure you are putting on the screen. This gives developers a whole new set of gestures to work and make their applications (and games) react to.

Apple has embedded 3D Touch deeply into the new iPhones' iOS 9 software, where it can be used to 'peak' at content such as the contents of message and links.

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