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Mike
Lisle, Illinois, United States
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This game looks so cool during sandstorms!!
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Major Glutayus 22 Jun @ 10:59pm 
Levitated is an absolute beast—he doesn’t just play games, he ascends through them like a cybernetic monk of destruction. His reflexes are so sharp it’s like his brain lives three seconds in the future. The man plays like he’s bending the code to his will. When others rage-quit, Levitated leans in. He speaks in quick pings and instinct, gaming across genres like he’s the final form of every leaderboard’s evolution. If games are a battlefield, then Levitated is the glowing-eyed legend everyone hears about—but never quite believes is real.
boogalu 1 Oct, 2022 @ 11:20am 
Best. Bud. EVER.
Major Glutayus 15 Jun, 2018 @ 1:14pm 
Raise your own donger dude.
evn1 11 Oct, 2016 @ 3:03pm 
Last night I was playing some 6v6 pocket in tf2center and our medic was pretty good :) I asked her if she's LFT and she said maybe so I sent her a friend request on steam. I sent her a message and asked if she wanted to start a team with me and she said she needs time to think about it. Im just kinda confused because she was giving me lots of heals when we were playing together. I thought she was trying to impress me but I guess I might've just gotten the wrong idea. I'm thinking that maybe after I play some more mge and soap ill try to play another game with her and show her that she really should be on the team with me. What if I looked at her demos on logs.tf to see how she plays so i know how I can best protect her?
evn1 7 Aug, 2016 @ 11:21am 
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evn1 8 Jul, 2016 @ 8:11pm 
We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career
- 4x Attractive She-Males

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