New to Left 4 Dead?
No. Of course not. You probably have 500+ hours and want to check my hours. I'll f*** you up if you're on the enemy team c:<

Actual newbie tips:
- No one likes you if you cheat/hack.
- Turn down your graphics settings for lower latency.
- Control Panel > Mouse > Pointer Options > Disable "Enhance pointer precision".
- Use a custom autoexec (its a script with game configurations, like FOV and outline colors).
- Use a custom crosshair (I use hudsight).
- Remove the orange and blue vignette for infected vision :P (this is common)
- Play Glubtastic and Hehe maps.
- Download furry sprays and mods.

Extra mouse keys are OP. My binds:
- Mouse1 = Primary weapon (rifle/shotgun/sniper)
- Mouse2 = Secondary (pistols/melee)
- Mouse3 = Throwables
- Mouse4 = Pills
- Mouse5 = Medkit

Random ♥♥♥♥:
- Shoving: While the special zombies aren't attacking, get good at countering all common strikes by shoving (commons slow you down slightly before attacking). After clicking shove, quickly spin a 180, this shoves commons in a much larger arc. Note you dont actually have to spin 180, just make sure to shove all the striking commons with one shove.
- Movement: While not under attack by specials, try to stay on the move, while being cautious of common ambush spots. If specials are attacking, stop progressing, counter the attack, and cover your teammates. In general, try to keep strafing and jumping around obstacles (zombies are slower at this).