Hi, I'm John. If I could put pictures on here I would place stillshots of the following objects:

Marsupials
Marmosets
M1 Garand
M4a1 Carbine
Bananas
Ron
Skittles
A Panda (singular)
TORNADOS!!!
Steph
REDLINE
Wilhem Dafoe
Duck Tales
Full Metal Jacket
Mario Twins
&
^
%$@!@#
HADOKEN!!!!!!!
Rain Man
Tree Stumps
ANCIENTS OF WAR!!!!
Chinchilla
Lizards
Sand dunes
Australia
Jail bait (a fishing lure)
Senseis


STORIES: COMING SOON!!!



My name is John Van Lerberg. I'm 19 years old. I like to play video games. I enjoy the art of mastering them and becoming as humanly good as possible. Games are fun and they make me happy, but they can also sometimes be serious business. Even if the business is serious, competition is still fun as hell. I am going to try as hard as possible to someday be a sponsored gamer, and seeing as I have no life right now I have a lot of time for practice. My computer blows ass currently so in 32 slot servers I have a hard time staying above an even ratio, with that in mind I tend to play on smaller servers.

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TF2 is fun as hell. Pyro as a class is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I like to play Soldier.

I also play WC3:TFT.

I look forward to SC2.