$10 ball pics
$15 ball jiggle vids
$20 ♥♥♥♥ pics
$40 nut vids (silent)
$45 nut vids (moaning)
$50 nut vids (screaming)

I think everyone wishes humans had tails
Like imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one

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wake up at 1am in the freezer. gargle piss. uncomfortable? good. listen to five self-improvement podcasts at once as you drag a tyre to work. fire ants in the diaper to keep you going. ex-wife calls. says you cant visit the kids this weekend. good. they only slow you down. get to work. gargle more pee. do work on chinese keyboard. dont know chinese? you will. broken glass for lunch. boss comes in. says youre falling behind. he doesnt understand. he cant, he isnt a wolf in this world of sheep. get hit by three cars on the way home while listening to audio books at 2x speed. new record. legs broken? good. pass out on kitchen floor. roaches kissing you all over. they understand the grind. set alarm for 1am

I heard a rumor that you were one of those fuzzy buzzy furries, have you contacted Cuckcak yet for you furrsuit? I have heard so much good from him (he gives kisses if you know how to talk to him) But like fr,over at Alone Alt's we are sooooo hard gooning for you bro,xoxo love you brudda

Hello Pornflake, i noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking") female, and i am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Kirby Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. i will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are Interested in me, as many woman often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that i will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience.