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Sully 20 Feb, 2021 @ 2:09pm 
I can confirm, I am the coffee
Ninjafig 26 Jan, 2021 @ 3:23am 
+rep. This guy tried sh-itting in my coffee ended up sh-itting in the bosses coffee, haven't heard or seen from him since.
Zpork 13 Mar, 2017 @ 7:57am 
It's all about the bro love
Zpork 12 Mar, 2017 @ 7:36pm 
No comments in 2017? Oh well. I come back when it's 2018 too with a new comment.
Zpork 18 Sep, 2016 @ 6:56pm 
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. Or close the wall up with our brave men dead. When the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen the sinews, Summon up the blood, Disguise fair nature with hard-flavour'd rage.
Now, Hold hard the breath and bend every spirit high.
On, on, you noblest men.
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more...
Zpork 5 May, 2016 @ 11:33pm 
These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along, move along.
Zpork 22 Feb, 2016 @ 1:46pm 
NU BLEV DE KVÄLLER
Zpork 21 Feb, 2016 @ 1:28pm 
Varför badar du alltid med kläderna på farbror Melker?
Zpork 12 Feb, 2016 @ 8:14pm 
A la volonté du peuple!
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Zpork 4 May, 2015 @ 10:11am 
Put him in bed with the captains daughter! Early in the morning!
Hello Kitty 18 Jan, 2015 @ 10:54pm 
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Zpork 4 Jan, 2015 @ 1:29am 
Can't you see their spear points gleaming! :codknife::csgohelmet:
Zpork 9 Nov, 2014 @ 12:50pm 
No shave november! :trolol:
He's Going Ape Mode 9 Sep, 2014 @ 8:28am 
Happy birthday viking man
Hawk 16 Jul, 2014 @ 11:17am 
Ok Zpork, not gonna lie but that's pretty awesome...
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Currie 13 Jul, 2014 @ 4:55am 
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Hawk 1 Jun, 2014 @ 6:08am 
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he dus.
den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais
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gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga
so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
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boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"
he screems n frows poptart @ wol
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Hello Kitty 28 May, 2014 @ 5:44pm 
Love you! ♥♥♥
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<3
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You are now an honorary atheist, use your fedora wisely.
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Zpork 9 Oct, 2013 @ 3:46pm 
Damn you!
Zpork 9 Oct, 2013 @ 3:39pm 
Don't steal my word Tyrion!
Zpork 5 Oct, 2013 @ 2:54pm 
You sir has earned the rank splendid! Within my virtuail world !
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Zpork 18 Aug, 2013 @ 4:39pm 
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Zpork 2 Aug, 2013 @ 3:41pm 
Aim...Fire!