Recent reviews by hexedbug

Pros:
+RCT3. It's just as fun as ever
+Seeing the low-poly graphics 11 years later kinda gives me a nostalgia kick
+Bonus points for including every DLC.

Cons:
-Scenario mode is pretty boring
-The game's old so don't expect custom music/images to work

6.5/10 (great!)

Still waiting for endless race mode

I'll replace this with a real review eventually, but for now here's a greentext story about the endless struggle of crafting.

>cleaning out inventory
>decide to craft conniver's kunai
>realize you don't have the required items
>get the scrap
>craft your eternal reward
>craft conniver's kunai
>read stats
>"-55 max health on wearer"
>prefers your eternal reward better
>try to get another one by using tokens
>craft tokens
>craft random weapon
>get another kunai
>give up
10/10 I cleared out my inventory just for a useless weapon I didn't need.

It's a hardcore beat-em-up. That's all I can say without spoiling the game, but who would spoil an indie game?

Pros:

+Pretty much everything
+Idea execution done right
+I felt like a badass playing it
+I like how the game caters to both new players and Super Hexagon/Duet/Pivvot veterans looking for a challenge
+It's an indie game

Cons:

-Steep difficulty curve
-It's an indie game

I can almost taste the a e s t h e t i c from here

Still needs speed changes in custom music so I can play Deltamax throughout the entire game

After getting the game from a humble bundle and playing it for a few hours, I say this: Stop reading the reviews and just buy this game.

(Rate this review "No" for the full effect)

Stop scrolling through reviews and just buy the game.

10/10 Still waiting for Race The Moon

Also, this game would be better if every level was unlocked from the start.

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