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21.2 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
this game unironically made me ♥♥♥ my pants, buy it or else
Posted 5 September, 2022.
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1.2 hrs on record
this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible
Posted 4 September, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
it's kinda good actually
Posted 27 May, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
25.1 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
240, 240, 240p
Data is scattered I'm EE
Virus disease I've been pirating
Pull up with muskets
I'm storming your beach
Stunt like it's Normandy

Kids with deformities
Flexing with orphans
You wish you aborted
That DDoS' my ordnance
Ran out of women it's fitting
Cause I can't afford that ♥♥♥♥
Houston, he slung out of orbit
(aeuyhh)

Money Chat, Money Chat
Money Chat
I bought a subscription
But I what my money back
What are you running from?
Whatever caught up with y'all
I don't want it, I'm sprinting
No looking back (agh)
Boy he cryptic
Sipping hieroglyphic
That's a cyber soldier
What is in his mixture? It's
Ergot tonic
You take a whiff get unbodied
Ladies get wet when I login

Satellite skin I got
Goosebumps protruding
From areas to which my
Com port alluding
Pulse width modulation
The body was bloated
From combustive forces
Before it exploded

Encoded by packet
I'm makin' a racket
And when this ♥♥♥♥ drop
♥♥♥♥♥ you know I be mackin'
On gynodroid titties
I give her three fiddy'
So she rub the oil
On my itty bitty

Money Chat, Money Chat
Money Chat, Money Chat
Holding back all of the gack
Bloody mascara
Camera stream
Crying out to the lord
"Let me out of this scene!"

What happened just now?
See you don't gotta know
I roll up that carpet
All good in a jiff
I think I heard feds
Knockin' out at the door
So goodbye imma' shut off
The camera real quick
Posted 6 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
85.4 hrs on record (54.6 hrs at review time)
sex
Posted 26 February, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game made me ♥♥♥ my pants.

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Posted 19 February, 2021.
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10.3 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
Wow very nice 1010
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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6.2 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. If I wish, I can smash it all. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that raze the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.
Posted 1 October, 2020.
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0.5 hrs on record
Over 800 awards. 16 DLC's. 28 million sales. Seven billion innocent souls to serve to the Great Deceiver.

This game is the most important gamer experience this millennium has to offer. Before I played The Witcher 3, I was blind. My eyes were sown shut with caked wax of ignorance, my soul was blinded by the torrential ebbs and floes of life. I knew not that the darkness in the hearts of men had a name, and read only ordinary books by Stephen King, Branderson, et cetera. But ever since I played this game, I knew I had to gnaw on the fruit of forbidden knowledge hidden beneath reality's black drape. I listened to the Witcher audiobook, and let the voices enter the sacred palace of the soul, to defile the image of God in me, and devour the sacrament of my lifeblood. I will never be the same again, for the myriad voices of Sapkowothus have hollowed out my soul, drained my spirit and snuffed out the divine spark that made me human. I can never return to humanity after this; never will I be able to look in the eyes of my wife's boyfriend the same. Never can I listen innocently to my favourite Terry Pratchett audiobooks with these desecrated ears. Never shall this cursed tongue taste heavenly manna of Soylent, never will the wretched hands touch the Nintendo Switch. Only writing Satanic Harry Potter fanfiction can make my infernal lust abate. Only the blood of Christian children can quench the thirst that eats away at me. Only their torn-out viscera will these hands hold out, bestow upon the altar of the darkness with a thousand names.

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Posted 27 June, 2020. Last edited 27 June, 2020.
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1.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 29 June, 2019.
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