SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend!

*sniff sniff*

get a juzz bro

mwah

*scratches head nerviously* g-good morning... my beloved kitten... I uh... haha... noticed you have been... ghosting me on discord... y-you know daddy doesn't like it when you don't respond... I might have to punish you if you keep this up... *eyes glow* you know I don't want to do that... my good kitten... please don't ignore me...

CRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCEEEEENTTTTTTT

hello i noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and i am under the presumption that this goddess is you? it is quite astonishing to see a female here on the application discord. if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. i will assist you at any hour, day or night. and, before you are mistaken, i do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although i am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. i am a man of standard, and i do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... so rest assured that i will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. consider me a player 2... a companion, a partner-

-and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. i see you play brawlhalla, and are you good at ranked 2v2? I am a ranked 2v2 aficionado, so i would be happy to assist or boost you in that case. platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. i look forward to our future together (as friends of course)

hi haha

erm what the flip

+rep i'd do so many things to cres i take it back

-rep makes fun of me for being british

signed by me a professional tetris player

BraInNnNn

+rep sexy man

weeb