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⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣽⠘⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠸⣿
⡿⣿⣳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠓⠦⠤⠤⠤⠼⢸⣿
⡞⣸⣿⣿⢏⣼⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣶⡤⠐⣿⣿⣿
⣯⣽⣛⠅⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡽⣿⣧⡸⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡷⠹⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣤⣤⡄⢤⣤⣤⣤⡘⠻⣿
⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⡎⠝
⣿⡏⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣿⣿⠐
⣿⡏⣲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣿⡟⣼
⣿⡠⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠃⠾⠿⢟⡋⢶⣿
⣿⣧⣄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⢰⣾⣿⣿⡿⢣⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠂⣷⣶⣬⣭⣭⣭⣭⣵⢰⣴⣤⣤⣶⡾⢐⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣼⣿
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕
🌕🌕🌕🌖🌑🌑🌑🌔
🌕🌕🌕🌗👁️🌑👁️🌓
🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑👄🌑🌔
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑🌕
🌕🌕🌖🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕
🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕
🌕🌕🌘🌑🌕🌑🌓🌕
🌕🌖🌑🌒🌕🌑🌓🌕
🌕🌗🌑🌔🌕🌑🌓🌕
🌕🌘🌑🌕🌕🌑🌓🌕
🌕🌑🌒🌕🌕🌑🌓🌕
🌖🌑🌕🌕🌕🌑🌓🌕
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕
⢸⡿⢟⣽⠎⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄
⣰⠯⣾⢅⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄
⢰⣄⡉⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄
⢯⣌⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⢸⣇⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⢸⣟⣧⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠈⢹⡧⣿⣸⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠗⣈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄
⠄⠘⢷⡳⣾⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⢀⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄
⠄⠄⠈⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄
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╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬
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╬═╬ just dropped down to say
╬═╬
╬═╬ Hi u gay
╬═╬ ☻/
╬═╬/▌
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➖➖🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩
➖🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟩
➖🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
I couldn't believe it. A cute guy had just asked me to a dance?! Are you sure this is real life? Say yes, you idiot, say yes!
So of course I did what any reasonable 13 year old girl would do; I screamed and ran away.
Richard didn't want to hang out with me again after that and I still feel bad about to this day, a couple decades later.
what im trying to say is... i feel like your Richard, add me back so we can talk... please, im 43 and still single
I'm not a policeman, but if I was, I would make it my life goal to chase down cute-but-confused asian girls, and gently but assertively form them into the perfect house wives. I wouldn't stop at one, but rather create a little harem of cute asian house wives, all ready to serve at my whim, looking to my every need.
I would of course impregnate my wives, like the good husband I am. The children would be treated well, and would take care of my wives as they grow older. Eventually, they would replace my house wives and serve me while I grow old.
When I die, I would want one last ride; one big family reunion, where each and every member of my family shares their love in the only way they can. After that, I would die a happy man.
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⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣤⣀⢀⢀⢀
⢀⢀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⢀
⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀
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⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⢀⢀⢀⢀
⢀⢀⢀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠉⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⢀⢀⢀
⢀⢀⢀⠐⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢀⢀⢀⢀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢀⢀⢀
⢀⢀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢀⢀
⢀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀
⢀⢀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠁⢀
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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ \('0')/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
Son..ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
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I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar
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It's such an awersome change from the dev forums where ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is basically bannable and I never posted constructively if I could avoid it.
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/ ノ) Do you even fap? )ヽ
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丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
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i heard you smoke the weed instead of vaping, i'm ashamed of you
#papabless