My mom asked me if I did the dishes. I yelled “HEEZ IN DEADLOCK!” She smiled. She knew they were washed.

Headshot king

swore they’d add me and vanished, guess I wasn’t memorable

+rep chill player, team player energy, queue again? 😜

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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣇⢪⢎⡧⡛⠛⠋⠋⠉⠙⣨⣮⣦⢅⡃⠇⡕⡌⡪⡨⢸⢨⢣⠫⡨⢪⢸⠰⣿⣇⣾⡞⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢌⠢⢨⠨⠄⢹⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠟⠄⢰⢰⢱⠑⠁⢀⠐⡀⠂⠄⠡⠐⠐⡀⠂⡁⠌⠠⠁⠌

let's keep the pressure on ˘⌣˘

don't forget to add me!, a true force on the battlefield

nice friend

+rep

+rep expert player

can you add me?, +rep top player, great communication, let's keep the wins coming

Precision shooter

+rep brilliant planner

awesome buddy

oh shid XD i turd myself into a piggle mordy XDD i'm piggle rigg XDDD WUGGA LUGGA DUG DUG XDDDD

nice g3sg1

team up again

Ready for the ultimate gaming duel?

this mfer deserves way more hate

god

Well hellllooo there👉👈 you don't know me but I heard you drop some "gamer words" in chat the other night and it made me giggle so hard for you haha ha haha. I'd really like to get together sometime and say gamer words together ♥️

♥♥♥♥♥ u suck ass at cs:go bruh

Toxic.

THE KING WITH THE PORCELAIN THRONE HAS TAKEN A HUGE DUMP ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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POST THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT PROFILES OR ELSE UR WAIFU WILL BE TAKING IN A CHOCOLATE HOTDOG SURPRISE 2NITE!!!!!!!!!!!!

i saw this guy in my lobby with his friends and they all had flashlights so i equipped The Cannibal's signature perk Franklin's Demise and The Hillbilly's signature perk Lightborn. Boy did i get maximum value. they all ran right at me to try and WASD flick me into another dimension to get clips for their next juke montage, but luckily i play with 20k dpi 100% sens so i destroyed their hopes and dreams with ease, one clobber at a time. easiest 4k of my career. of course they all whined at me in the post game chat too. gg ez. just another day in the life of the swf destroyer.

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥

I find the attitude you have pathetic, being a "good Dota player" you need to abuse party stacks to face rookie dota 2 players, hesitate with your farming patterns and a clicks, abusing mmr and skill based matchmaking, you incite hatred, humiliation and bullying, does that? have fun? because it is what you promote.

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Epic chug alert, folks! I'm about to chug ALL the Mountain Dew's you see here - all that I could find - in the big, *taps glass* comically large wine glass. We gonna call this "The EveryDew Chug." *laughs* Don't touch that mouse...you're watching BadlandsChugs

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

-rep

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain.

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please let me play wanba warriors with u guys man please man Im nice man i learned how to play I know how to use my ultimate now please let me play wanba warriors with u man you swing the stick i know now please guys U need a partner let me play man I know some bless swing moves now ill only tell you if you let me play please let me play wanba warriors with the boys man im nice please Im done playing beekeeper please man who told you i wasnt good at wanba warriors i ♥♥♥♥ing told them not to tell the boys please just allow me man let me run wanba man i need some dubs please man let me play wanba fellas i just need some dubs for the instagram story man COME ON NOW please just one game man mom told me to tell you its my turn now please let me play wanba with the boys please let me play wanba man please just let me play wanba

please let me play dota 2 with u guys man please man Im nice man i learned how to play I know how to use my ultimates now please let me play Dota with u man The abilities are q w e r i know now please guys U need one more let me play man I know some bless ward spots now ill only tell you if you let me play please let me play dota with the boys man im nice please Im done kill stealing people please man who told you i wasnt good at dota i ♥♥♥♥ing told them not to tell the boys please just allow me man let me run dota man i need some dubs please man let me play dota fellas i just need some dubs for the instagram story man COME ON NOW please just one game man mom told me to tell you its my turn now please let me play dota with the boys please let me play dota man please just let me play dota

please let me play dota 2 with u guys man please man Im nice man i learned how to play I know how to use my ultimates now please let me play Dota with u man The abilities are q w e r i know now please guys U need one more let me play man I know some bless ward spots now ill only tell you if you let me play please let me play dota with the boys man im nice please Im done kill stealing people please man who told you i wasnt good at dota i ♥♥♥♥ing told them not to tell the boys please just allow me man let me run dota man i need some dubs please man let me play dota fellas i just need some dubs for the instagram story man COME ON NOW please just one game man mom told me to tell you its my turn now please let me play dota with the boys please let me play dota man please just let me play dota

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I used to feel so ♥♥♥♥ing smart mentioning plasma at school. Every single year the teachers mentioned the three states of matter, and every time they did I raised my prepubescent acne-plastered eyebrows and condescendingly said smug as ♥♥♥♥: “Hmmhm yes, but what about... plasma?” And I would cross my arms and sit there, as if I had just solved the most complex mathematical problem known to mankind.

LaMarcGasolDridge (Firehex) Jan 6 @ 5:40pm
Edward "Skipper" Reese (josh) Jul 14, 2012 @ 11:56am
Im commenting for the steam badge. :| feel free to do the same.

Edward "Skipper" Reese (josh) Jul 14, 2012 @ 11:56am
Im commenting for the steam badge. :| feel free to do the same.

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

H-hey Calum, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Laura. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you ♥♥♥♥ing gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.

Greetings! I found you on FurryFriends and i'm looking to add you for a roleplaying and chat partner. If that interests you hit me up, if it doesn't let me know. Thank you for your time.