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ladoea von Krems 21 Apr, 2025 @ 11:53am 
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
ladoea von Krems 26 Jan, 2024 @ 2:37am 
Hi there. Sand hole enthusiast here. This looks EXACTLY like the holes I dig when I go to the beach. I often find myself bored when I go to the beach with my parents, and so I like to dig holes with my bare hands to pass the time, and as a sort of challenge to see how deep I can make it (plus it's a good back/legs work out). The deepest one I've dug was almost 6 feet deep (it fit me completely standing up). Once it gets big enough, parents often stop by and ask if they can take pictures of their children inside, and most people in general seem to find it amusing.
jetpacks for julian 25 Jan, 2024 @ 11:21pm 
Hi there. Sand hole enthusiast here. This looks EXACTLY like the holes I dig when I go to the beach. I often find myself bored when I go to the beach with my parents, and so I like to dig holes with my bare hands to pass the time, and as a sort of challenge to see how deep I can make it (plus it's a good back/legs work out). The deepest one I've dug was almost 6 feet deep (it fit me completely standing up). Once it gets big enough, parents often stop by and ask if they can take pictures of their children inside, and most people in general seem to find it amusing.
ladoea von Krems 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:37am 
Just wanted to announce my retirement and point out that my retirement now means this game is not worth playing anymore. You should all really consider also retiring and announcing your retirements so that future people can continue to retire. Thanks all of you for your continued support for retiring players like myself and I look forward to retiring again in the near future.
ladoea von Krems 10 Nov, 2022 @ 2:38pm 
Just wanted to announce my retirement and point out that my retirement now means this game is not worth playing anymore. You should all really consider also retiring and announcing your retirements so that future people can continue to retire. Thanks all of you for your continued support for retiring players like myself and I look forward to retiring again in the near future.
jetpacks for julian 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am 
Do NOT disturb me when I'm gaming!
You can leave me a message, but please don't spam me when I'm in-game. I hate it when people disturb me when I'm gaming. I don't idle in game, so if you see I'm in-game, that means I'm gaming.
jetpacks for julian 15 May, 2021 @ 5:40pm 
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Schoi 29 Jan, 2021 @ 10:29pm 
ok
jetpacks for julian 25 Jul, 2020 @ 7:18pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are crazy for real I had this ♥♥♥♥♥ really get mad at me because she was ♥♥♥♥ talking my sister and my sister asked me straight up if she was so of course I told her who chooses some random hoe over family
jetpacks for julian 3 Jul, 2020 @ 2:39am 
Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.
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=TKE= Tagora 18 May, 2019 @ 1:02am 
Np *tips fedora*
Tristan 17 May, 2019 @ 11:37pm 
Finally thank you sir Tagora, I've been waiting for weeks
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Tristan 16 Apr, 2019 @ 7:46am 
Love you too narmin senpai
RedPolarBear 16 Apr, 2019 @ 1:18am 
trash
randingo 22 Dec, 2018 @ 3:40am 
Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.
=TKE= Tagora 15 Oct, 2018 @ 7:57am 
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trash
jetpacks for julian 9 Aug, 2018 @ 10:17am 
I am very stupefied in light of the fact that in the wake of directing a thorough examniation of my living space, I established that there were no conceivable purposes of passage for the rodent I as of late made colleague with. In spite of the fact that it annoys me, I've chosen that such stubborn assurance on the rodent's part has earned the animal its place in my hearth, on the off chance that it is in reality still present.
randingo 7 Aug, 2018 @ 9:15pm 
I will tell you all truthfully: I recently encountered a rat within my home, and as a result of this encounter, I scoured every last inch of my house. My reasoning for the thorough search was that I'm highly suspicious of such pests being in or around my dwelling.
=TKE= Tagora 4 Jul, 2018 @ 4:12pm 
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=TKE= Tagora 30 May, 2018 @ 4:29am 
look at this turbovirgin phaggot below me
randingo 14 Mar, 2018 @ 3:05pm 
Wow ur really cute >//u//< blushes gasps and blushes I-I live near there too. M-Maybe we could h-hang out some time. >//n//< Kik?!? blushes bright red and shudders I-I was just trying to get your attention. Im not popular enough to have kik. bows >/////< *runs on all fours Uwaaa!!? blushes beet red Onii-chan how could you call me that??!! >//~//< winds arm back to slap you stops blushes crying and hugs you Onii-chan Im sorry we fought kisses your cheek >//////< O-Onii-Chan I never knew.... O/////O When you were cold, you were actually trying to protect me. blushes and looks away
Tristan 14 Mar, 2018 @ 1:44pm 
@dupre can you please delete this post and mute Rando?
randingo 14 Mar, 2018 @ 6:47am 
This comment section has been claimed for The Knights Who Say "♥♥♥♥♥♥"
randingo 27 Feb, 2018 @ 9:44pm 
muted. blocked on discord. blocked on the forum. unfriended on steam. removed from skype contacts. unsubscribed on reddit. reported for team wounding.
randingo 23 Feb, 2018 @ 6:27pm 
Evilmagic: i love ur big donger kadeth
=TKE= Tagora 11 Feb, 2018 @ 2:50pm 
chad n stacey sittin in a tree

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=TKE= Tagora 7 Sep, 2017 @ 12:13pm 
Every girl alive exists as a direct result of a man's ejaculation, if you're sexually attracted to girls you're being aroused by something made by a man's penis, you're practically gay now
Kadeth 9 Aug, 2017 @ 1:00am 
He is virgin, he confirmed that whole the game talking like a kid, and crying hahhaa. He is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad when lose some round cuz remember guys, he is virgin and his life is CS:GO. Get a life pls.
=TKE= Tagora 3 Aug, 2017 @ 6:21am 
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who the ♥♥♥♥ just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside
randingo 29 Jul, 2017 @ 2:34pm 
My blocks are not working. You may interpret that however you wish, but I can hardly be expected to perform at a high level when I'm holding a block in the appropriate direction and yet attacks are penetrating straight through them.
=TKE= Tagora 9 Jul, 2017 @ 5:07pm 
hi i have been jacking off lately and im 56 years old. sometimes i jack off loads of sperm comes out and sometimes little or none does. what is the reason for this. is it because im old and my body doesnt produce enough sperm or my sperm count is low from jacking off 2 much
jetpacks for julian 5 Jul, 2017 @ 9:25am 
my blocks arent working you can take that however you want but there sint much i can do when im holding a right block and someone is spamming left swings and smashing me repeatedly
jetpacks for julian 5 Jul, 2017 @ 9:24am 
my blocks arent working you can take that however you want but there sint much i can do when im holding a right block and someone is spamming left swings and smashing me repeatedly
=TKE= Tagora 4 Jul, 2017 @ 9:22am 
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=TKE= Tagora 27 Apr, 2017 @ 12:57pm 
Are you trying to tell me that you are TWENTY YEARS OLD and have never even kissed a girl? Probably never even seen a naked girl? Never touched soft boobies? Never smelled a womans sweet vagina?

Do you even know how much you have missed out on? LMAO... so much now that you will never know. Now you will never ever become a real man. You will stay 13 in your mind forever.
Cassander 15 Nov, 2016 @ 4:57pm 
This known "Negro Affilate" Randino Von Bambinos is clearly lying only a ♥♥♥♥♥ would kill some Negro Groid for being around his daughter and i ain't no ♥♥♥♥♥. A real man would ♥♥♥♥ said Negro's mom and post pics on tumblr before sending him the pics.
randingo 14 Nov, 2016 @ 8:20pm 
"Now I don't hate nigroes or nothin', so don't be callin me no 'racist', but if I catch a damn groid near my daughter I'll kill that sumbitch."

- Cash "Unloading my nine at the welfare line" "Money" Anders, 2015
randingo 19 Oct, 2016 @ 11:06pm 
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Kadeth 19 Oct, 2016 @ 2:41am 
trash at mountain blade
randingo 2 Oct, 2016 @ 5:17pm 
thx m'dude
randingo 11 Sep, 2016 @ 7:09pm 
YOU AINT KILLIN SHIT RANDO ™
=TKE= Tagora 28 Aug, 2016 @ 3:28pm 
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Harambe says, "I'll just have a beer thanks."
His carer says, "Actually he'll have just ice."
"Just Ice?" replies the bar tender?
"Yep. Justice for Harambe."
=TKE= Tagora 6 Jul, 2016 @ 1:17pm 
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=TKE= Tagora 4 Jul, 2016 @ 10:08am 
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randingo 20 May, 2016 @ 4:26pm 
hi i have been jacking off lately and im 56 years old. sometimes i jack off loads of sperm comes out and sometimes little or none does. what is the reason for this. is it because im old and my body doesnt produce enough sperm or my sperm count is low from jacking off 2 much