Fun Fact #89: The Polar Ice Caps are actually made out of scrapped Alcos, and Baldwin steamers. This was discovered by Sir E. Gineer III on December 7th, 1923, during his quest for the Golden Railroad Spike. Sir E Gineer III later went on to create the Polar Express Railway, using old Baldwin steamers as its main pulling force. Gineer was also able to sub contract elves from Santa's Workshop to assemble a fleet of passenger coaches in exchange for the delivery of a child labor force to the North Pole. To this day, the Polar Express can be seen in locations where large numbers of children go missing, and has now earned the nickname, 'Long Black Train'.

according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way an SD40 should be able to fly. It's bogies are too small to get its fat little fuel tank off the ground. But the SD40 of course, flies anyway. Because SD40's dont care what engineers think is possible.

everyday locomotives on the block smoke ac4400cw's see your dash 9 in the yard that dash 9 is a GE when the bell goes ding ding ding your locomotive were not honking

locomotive plus locomotive equals 8800 hp, minus one that 4400 quick MATHS

locomotive ...... raw locomotive

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Happy 4th of July, Viper!

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yey saw my first amtrak in da morning :P

Too bad, I already filled them up with gasoline, and I'm standing outside of your house. Happy New Years :P

But I like lemons :c

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